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Action Bronson voice:
I'm at a Chinese all you can eat buffet stuffing leftovers in the Birkin

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Time travellers on twitter be like: This timeline is awesome

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I'm taking a leave of absinth to fix my drinking problem

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9¾ beers deep, casting spells at cars on the freeway rn. #expelliarmus

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Statisticians are the most suspicious people to exist, always plotting something

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I'd like to make a shein influencer trip (and fall)

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King 1: I brought you: Gold
King 2: I brought you: Frankincense
King 3:

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They say etching is pretty simple, but that is just scratching the surface.

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Up early watching MTV for babies, you wouldn't believe what Baby Cribs is like.. Mostly latticed beds

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Smokin a goint at da bus stop

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Who made this movie again? James Cameron? More like James Camera-on... Whoa what the fuck are those blue things

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You know, the Eagle carrying out Prometheus' punishment really de-livers each time...

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Fish breakups be like: Don't lose hope yet, theres plenty of humans on the surface

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Guys will tell you they know a spot then take you to the river Styx.. For the last time: This soul need not be transported to the Underworld!

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Martin Luther really hit the nail on the head with the whole protestantism thing, really nailed it. Uhh, put the nail in the coffin for Catholicism...92 to go.. uhmm

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They dont got holsters in old cartoons, the weapons are always drawn

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This twitter themed cafe didnt even have Draft beer...

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Watched "The Seventh Seal". Never even saw one seal, let alone seven. Fuck this movie, im watching Happy Feet

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Just lept off a cliff behind road runner, I'm never looking down. Just floating indefinetely, chillin'.

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Bought some US state themed basketball clothes. New Jersey