Mason Coons

1x Intramural Basketball Champion
2010 Beer Olympics Gold Medalist
Rich Eisen retweeted me once.

[Mason Coons @mase_dizzle]

Heavens to Betsy

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has revealed its class of 2026.

Oasis, Wu-Tang Clan, Phil Collins, Joy Division/New Order, Sade, Iron Maiden, Billy Idol, and Luther Vandross will all be inducted during a ceremony held in Los Angeles on November 14th.

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Rewatching The Wire and I’m about midway through season 4 - arguably the best season but it has the worst rendition of the opening theme.

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@RobbieBarstool

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I’ve decided to write an action movie. So far all I’ve got is the name “Detective Orlando Chopper.” Feels like it writes itself.

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

OH MY GOD MAX/CHARLES ENDED JUST LIKE THE SOPRANOS

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What the absolute fuck was that 3rd down call from McVay?

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This game fucking rules. I love playoff football.

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Holy shit, Lamar.

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There’s something about seeing those Pop Tart mascots causing ruckus and mayhem on the sidelines that makes me love this country even more. Are they hiring for mascot handlers? How can I apply? #PopTartsBowl

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This comedy special is lights out…if you know, you know. #FTCF *****

[Ryan Sickler @ryansickler]

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I never hear anyone talking about the show #SlowHorses and it bothers me. It’s one of the best series running and gets better every season, perfectly casted and Gary Oldman is an asshole. What else could you want?

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Season 3 of Slow Horses is so good.

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Look. I get it. I’m old and washed and my opinions don’t really matter. But can we stop sprinting the length of the field and posing after every turnover in the NFL? #OldManThoughts

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Be still, my heart. #Skol

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

.@JJettas2 with one hand is better than your favorite receiver with two hands.

📺: @NFLonFOX

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When I’m making pancakes and I look at the box for the measurements it always says not to over-mix and I’m too scared to admit I don’t know what that means.

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I never truly sat and thought about how funny the term “butt-ass naked” was until just now.

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@shelbytweten Ponder level frustration play after play.

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How good does smoking a camel light and slamming an ice cold RC Cola sound right about now?

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1990’s Sport Illustrated Cover after tonight’s game - “We’re Falling For This Jags Team!” #Jaguars

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Holy shit! Jiri just got beat up for 10 minutes then absolutely flipped it. Relentless. #UFC320