Mason Mayers

MSU ‘19 | Life is like a box of chocolates. So, enjoy the chocolates in your box. Unless they're those chocolate covered cherries. Those things are gross.

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

I woke up at 7am from a dream where I was taking an exam in some random class that had nothing to do with my major.

Half awake, I then stressed out because I couldn’t get back to sleep to finish the last 2 pages of the exam 😂😂

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@McDonalds @MonopolyGO I’m so excited that I finally found all 3 reds! I’m going to Orlando!!!

Or at least that’s what I thought…
What happened here? 😭

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

Texts you don’t want to receive from your roommate:

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

I’m starting a petition to crown Among Us as the new friendship ruiner. Goodbye Monoploy.

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

2020 has been hard for everyone. May I please get 2 friends to copy and repost? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.
#SuicideAwareness

1-800-273-8255

Say DONE if you’ve participated.

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@AH_Michael Done ✅

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

Today has been a weird one for ESPN. Without our usual sports, they’ve resorted to rock-skipping, dodgeball with jugglers, robot? fighting, and professional sign spinning. I’ve never spent so much time watching ESPN in one day.

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

The rooftop cinderblock scene from Old School will always make me laugh uncontrollably.

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@grahm02 Context: he hit first 😂

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

Hi I’m Mason, I’m 23 and I still tattletale on my brother

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@iiHaiiley @ACNHCentral I gotchu

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@iiHaiiley @ACNHCentral If I get a switch, it’ll be the first game I get! Everyone’s playing that rn it’s crazy

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@Nick_M44 $75 / $25

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@Nick_M44 Do you think there’s a bring-a-buddy discount is we both get our wisdom teeth taken out?

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@Nick_M44 One of mine is coming in right now :\

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@_bstan My inner clock is spot on. If I go a few hours without looking at a clock my guess will be exact or very close

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@Nick_M44 Root beer*

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

@Nick_M44 You already know the first thing that I said was “umm, I gotta weird question for you” 😂😂

[Mason Mayers @MasecarDriver]

Caramelized the onions, pattied the burgers, and realized I forgot to get some buns. Wal-Mart and ALDI’s were closed. Wendy’s was closing too, but they came in clutch. Not all heroes wear capes, people.