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[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Me after cracking every Busch Light I ever drink

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

AHHHHHHHHH https://t.co/NmI5Q0wTQW

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

A small incentive to go get bent over on interest… I propose you suck it from the back, Joe!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

For homeowners looking for a new place but worried about giving up their lower mortgage rate, I'm proposing a $10,000 tax credit if they sell their starter homes.

That means more folks can get into houses that suit their needs, unlocking affordable homes for first-time buyers.

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Then I sat back and took a sip of my non alcoholic drank and changed the channel bc that shit sucked

[Joe @RealJoeSullivan]

The fellas when the Shane Gillis SNL monologue started

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Wait until these dad rock fans find bush and seether

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

I’m lugging a Busch Light saying “no, no Zach Bryan isn’t that good” #GoChiefs #fuckzachbryan

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

🗣️HOTSEAT

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

@BuschBeer Titan submarine and deep water

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

If operating a golf cart under the influence is risky then consider me like ocean gate on dive day. I’m operating tf out of a golf cart. 13,000 ft under the influence

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

I think Michelle Obama runs the Snapchat AI

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

#NewProfilePic

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

People who hit their brakes and slow down 20 mph when they drive by a scale house on the interstate probably dip their cinnamon roll in their chili

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Popobitch

[Tim MacMahon @BannedMacMahon]

Gregg Popovich asked whether any of us were carrying guns at the end of his pregame media chat.

"I just wondered because we have a governor and lieutenant governor and an attorney general that made it easier to have more guns. That was a response to our kids getting murdered.”

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Finish that Busch Light buddy so you can grow big and strong like uncle Mase

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

To read the directions?

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Took me maybe 45 seconds

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

@WildkatWillie Quitter

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

@Daddy_of_Natty Fixed it again

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Eye for an eye

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

I stg I hate the cold and I got a bad knee and I’m gun shy and I don’t even like vodka that much, if I get drafted to go to Russia I’m coloring my hair pink and identifying as a woman

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A Russian fighter jet has struck a USAF MQ-9 reaper drone over the Black Sea says the US Military

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

@AdamSchefter I just farted and it was wet

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

@WildkatWillie I guess storming the court after beating an in-state rival in January is smart

[masedaddy @masedaddy69]

Put Jackson Mahomes and Dangerussell Wilson in the same jail cell PLEASE

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

The brother of star Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is accused of pushing the waiter and sexually assaulting the Johnson County restaurant’s owner last weekend. https://t.co/SdS8WWxCkF