M3🦢

carpe diem.♥️🌹✨

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Happy teachers day to my ex for teaching me a lesson🎉

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

If you want to hide anything from me, put it in a Tyler Perry movie.

[🩷🐌Local Candy Snail’s Garden(🔞) @MilkmePink]

Aw this is so nice! I wonder how everyone in the comments are reactin-

[spidey🕷️ @spideyCFCVII]

Born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to watch Ai fruits cheat on each other..

[British Carl Bildt 🥂 🇬🇧 🇸🇪 @PunishedRWR]

There is a KKK rally going on in the replies

[Clayton! @dfwclayton]

Samantha: I’m famished

Charlotte: We, of course

Miranda: The slaughter to come is probably beyond our imagining

Carrie: Big is moving to Hong Kong

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

dating older men be giving me anxiety cause they always text like they’re about to break up with you...wtf is a “good morning. call me.” ?????

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🤭🤭🤭

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

Grok:

[jen$en @jensenoutsold]

People attending a pink concert

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

"Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify."

[Assimara @Sheidy_U]

Aging gracefully, rebelliously and audaciously…. mwaah 💋

[M3🦢 @mashate_]

@Sheidy_U Happy Happy Birthday UZI!❤️‍🔥

[Hazel @YashViratstan]

SMIT MACHCHHAR not only saved 200 Israelis but also saved 57 Islamic countries from the wrath of Netanyahu
- @Woundedlioon

[Shatterface @Shatterface]

“Airplanes collide with World Trade Centre following passenger shenanigans.”

[noah @ijbolgrandecita]

three leaf clovers when they realized only the four leaf ones are lucky

[chanty beluga updates @birdlisp13]

Lana Del Rey when you ask her the name of her next song:

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Brigette Macron doesn’t have a d*ck, it was just an elaborate scheme by Candace to get nudes

[Joe Patriot @maga4joe]

@DOGEQEEN What kind of retarded people have a pitbull in the house when they have little kids? That’s just plain stupid.

[ava!! ⸆⸉ ✪ㅅ⎕ ⚞•⚟ #hltspoilers @superachejigsaw]

so it’s hate waffles day