Potato satan

they told me I could be anything so I decided to be unhinged on Twitter. she/they. opinions and chaos are from my brain alone

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Target this offer is in my app but when I try to add it I just get an error. I looked at it yesterday and it said good til the 1st? What's going on

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@AskTarget keep getting this promo on my target app homepage but when I click on it I just get an error page. I checked yesterday and it said good through Jan 1st. What's going on?

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

RIP Jesus you would have loved the emoji 10 commandments

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Ariesfirebomb Someone should feed this man a scorpion pepper. Just to see what happens

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

My favorite part on this project is how they claim they're working on "reducing noise", meanwhile it's a beautiful day outside and we can't have our windows open because of the noise of chainsaws and construction equipment

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

I love seeing @CityofEagan commitment to nature by...cutting down a bunch of trees for no reason in a park construction project. I guess residents living experience doesn't matter here.

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@CityofEagan not to mention it's peak time for birds to start nesting but I guess more parking space for people who drive recklessly in and out of the park is more important

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@ericasmithsexed A competition to see how many emotional support beverages you can fit on a desk.

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Ariesfirebomb It's so wild to me that people are so convinced the workers are the "bad guys" for wanting to be able to live without working 60-80 hours a week, and not the execs who fight tooth and nail so they can buy a 4th vacation home via the labor they exploit

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@wagonxburnerx It's exactly what he wants you to do, because it makes it easier for him to keep a hold on you. In the end he'll use it to manipulate you. Don't do it.

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@pull_mybeard Good morning!

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@mochixmoon

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@FOAD2300 😂😂 dude their app broke for like 2ish months and now this i cannot

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

Hey @MyPiada is there a reason that a reward in my account just randomly disappeared even though it was good through today?

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

Boob sweat summer

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@OctopusWarrior5 It's been a LONG time since I've seen them but this is a solid choice

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Ariesfirebomb They said a lot of words that just translated to "I don't believe people should be paid for their labor"

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Ariesfirebomb ...my husband and I STILL go on ice cream dates like wtf is her problem?

[Potato satan @mashelbee]

@Ariesfirebomb ...is this not Sid from toy story