michelle

[Pitbull @pitbull]

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[michelle @mashell__]

I like going on little walks with my grandpa because we hold hands and yap the whole time

[michelle @mashell__]

I thought hair was supposed to keep you warm?? My bush ain’t doing squat

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

jealous of seahorses, i wanna get my man pregnant too tf!!

[michelle @mashell__]

Im likeeee reallyyyyy sexyyyyyy

[michelle @mashell__]

When girls make an Instagram story post with a good morning in it, I always respond back with a good morning back because I’m a gentleman

[michelle @mashell__]

All of my drafts deleted 🫠 years and years of hard earned honest work have been thrown away.

[michelle @mashell__]

@cabrales__luis Mine

[michelle @mashell__]

@yungyustin Here we go again with Miss LA

[michelle @mashell__]

me 🤝🏽mexican coke

[michelle @mashell__]

Seagull stole my pizza at the beach yesterday

[michelle @mashell__]

I had a dream lil Wayne was trynna beat my ass

[michelle @mashell__]

Bitchhh my outfit so chill I got my buttplug in

[michelle @mashell__]

I love when old ppl have their phone number taped to the back of their cell phone

[michelle @mashell__]

This guy one time sent me feet pics so I immediately requested him $100 for making me see his ugly toes. After that he would send me feet pics once a month followed by a $100

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am in an abusive relationship with McDonalds

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[michelle @mashell__]

I’m entering my PowerPoint era

[michelle @mashell__]

Can’t believe at one point in my life I was a professional online poker player

[michelle @mashell__]

@yungyustin Prove it, take me to cowboy star