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I made mash

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@RodeoProfessor Hell yea

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@TheRealJoshBaer Hell yea

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Peanuts are good in Coke

Whisky is good in Coke

Would peanuts AND whisky be good in Coke?

Will I be assassinated for this discovery?

[f👀b @Foobadoo1]

>Go to a school called Barbers
>Surprised when they want to give you a haircut

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

If a toddler offers u an unwrapped piece of candy from his sticky hand, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[mash maker @mashmaker4]

Saving them all for July 4

[Forest Mommy🌲🗡💪🏹🌲🌲 @ForestMommy]

Are you keeping up on your hot dog eating? The average an American eats a year is 70. Some of you are falling Waaaaay behind with your "I don't like hot dog" excuses.

Im easily well over halfway.

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@TLEPaz @AetiusRF Grew up in the Mid-Atlantic, and can confirm half of those states are fake

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@1dle_Hands Highly recommend

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For National Dairy Month I would like to recommend this morel and leek jack. I got it at Costco

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@TLEPaz It is amazing. I've looked for morels a few times, never found them. This might be as close as I get and I understand the hype

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@Altphilologe I thoroughly enjoyed it, idk if its a seasonal thing might go stockpile some

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@BadgerlandLgnds Didn't even see that little label at the bottom, quality stuff

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Any lawnmower is bush hog if you're pure of heart

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@kautzmania Have we been mistaken? Perhaps the european mind CAN comprehend?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

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@AmanitaVirosa2

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You cannot stop the march of House McDonald

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@kfkingpin "I just like the way it smells"

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@JeremyDBoreing Don't they have a lifeboat from the Liberty on display?