Potato Wizard

It was like that when I got here.

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

My memory is so weird. I remembered my login info for this account which I created in 2009, but not for my recent one that I created like.. last year.

Oh well

Sup y'all

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

@FMIKEWILLIAMS @ShelbyKStewart @Lily_Warrior @MailOnline That's a weird way to justify shooting a 13 year old child with a developmental disability. Aren't you embarrassed right now?

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

OH SHIT

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

Cat ate my chair

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

Also got a bird book cuz I'm that kind of nerd now too

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

I'm so excited to have found this Link To the Past manga book. Hoooly shiiiiit my childhoooood #RETROGAMING

[The Noise @thenoise]

Check It Out: Of Mice & Men (@OMandM) drop unrelenting new single “Mushroom Cloud” https://t.co/htluxR2dqk

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

I get up at Bird O'Clock now. Deal with it

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

#taptapfish
Download: https://t.co/EvEYOPnNED sorry I'm really really bored

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

NOM NOM

[Stacey @skittle624]

Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

GOD BLESS ANTARCTICA
HAMBURGER GLOVE
STAND INSIDE HERB
HANG GLIDERS
IN THE PLACE
WHERE NINJAS
FALL IN LOVE

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

I wonder how many of my followers are just sticking around cuz they're dead?

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

SMOKE DETECTORS SAVE LIVES! ALSO YOU CAN WIN A GUN HERE!

#signsinmcadoo

[The Dad @thedad]

Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety

[Potato Wizard @mashyexplodey]

Idea: a time-travelling salad. You only eat it once and then you fast forward to the future where you're already thin and you can stop eating fucking salad.

[Art By Marcina @ArtByMarcina]

#wematteracog #endometriosis

[drewmadestuff @drewmadestuff]

I forgot I took this screenshot the other day. Sometimes, my Twitter feed adds to the @swear_trek punchline and it makes my day.