Md.Asim Jahangir

[NETAFLIX @NetaFlixIndia]

How to train your Andhbhakt😂

[Dilip Rana @LalchandSiddh01]

International embarrassment or what ?

Male Host: Narendra Modi arrived in Australia.

Female Host: The red carpet was rolled out.

Male Host: All 20 centimeters of it. That was fantastic. Can we see that again?

Female Host: That was less of a carpet, more of a yoga mat!

Male Host: Yes! Roll out the red carpet, Sam, please. Come on, what are we doing?

Female Host: Well, he arrived in traditional clothing.

Reporter (on screen): He arrived late last night at Melbourne Airport wearing some cultural attire, and the traditional black puffer jacket, essential for any Melburn.

Male Host: So, that’s a... it's a national costume.

Female Host: Namaste.

Male Host: Namaste.

Female Host: So, the Indian PM was here for a range of announcements including sport, business, and uranium.

Reporter (on screen): Major bilateral deals, years in the making.

Narendra Modi (on screen): Traditional wisdom says that 1 + 1 = 2. But when India and Australia come together, 1 + 1 = 11.

Female Host: Is that how they measured the carpet?

Male Host: Must be! Now we know why the budget got so wrong. Then, it was on to the home of cricket.

Reporter (on screen): Two Prime Ministers, a Premier... throw in some children and a kangaroo...

Male Host: ...and you’ve got the worst half-time entertainment ever!

[RAHUL @RahulSeeker]

We Indians cannot watch #Satluj.

The true story of human rights activist Jaswant Singh Khalra who dared to uncover the dark truth behind the alleged mass disappearances & extra-judicial killings.

Ajit Singh Sandhu, SSP of Tarn Taran from 1988-1993, btw he was not named. 🧵1/12

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

Wait, are there two versions of this sketch? I’ve never seen this one

[Md.Asim Jahangir @masimja]

@zoo_bear @instagram @divyaconnects @Meta What's the point of running after the meta ad head like that,what difference did that make,the likes of 10 journalist like hers he eats for breakfast lunch and dinner,he is a meta senior executive an AMERICAN multinational

[MrsG @Marvellous_MrsG]

🎧 recommended 😭

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

In Andhra Pradesh

Hindu priest gathered his followers on top of a hill and claimed that his Divine power will make him fly.

Soon after he jumped from the hill & Died

This is what happens when faith overpowers your scientific temper

No wonder BJP is winning Election

[Sachin Gupta @Sachingupta]

राजस्थान के भीलवाड़ा में चोर, नरेंद्र मोदी का मुखौटा लगाकर आए और दुकान से 40 मोबाइल चुराकर ले गए !!

[A.K. Stalin @iamAKstalin]

मैने इसे ( चंपत रॉय) नंगा बदन पकड़ा था जिस लड़के के साथ पूरा अयोध्या जानता है।

सब नहीं खोलूंगा नहीं तो सब नंगे हो जायेंगे !

वैसे संघीयो की यही पहचान और संस्कार है।

[Thatsherpodcast @ThatsHerPoint]

Peak brain rot.
🚫 Parenting: Failed
🚫 Citizenship: Missing
🚫 Critical Thinking: Not Found

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

बेहद प्रभावशाली कविता और उतना ही कमाल का पाठ राजेंद्र जी का। गिरने का महत्व बहुत सुंदर से बताया गया है। इसे सुनने के बाद गिरते रहने की असीम प्रेरणा मिलेगी। जो भी गिर रहे हैं, ज़्यादा गिरने के लिए यह कविता सुनें।

राजेंद्र जी के यू ट्यूब चैनल का लिंक-
https://t.co/F08YBm1faP

[Krishna Kant @kkjourno]

"हम मरने के लिए बने हैं? कभी हम गड्ढे में गिर कर मरते हैं, कभी पेपर लीक के बाद आत्महत्या करते हैं, कभी लाइब्रेरी में जलकर मरते हैं.. तुम सब सिर्फ हिंदू मुसलमान करने और भाषण देने के लिए हो?"

इस युवा का दर्द हो सके तो महसूस कीजिए जिसने लोगों को जिंदा जलते देखा और वह पीड़ा बयान नहीं कर पा रहा है।

[Jayant Bhandari @JayantBhandari5]

Respect is earned. It does not come from Modi going to foreign countries, organizing a bunch of Indians to act like groupies, and having some local women do some stupid Indian dance performance, then begging the host country to give Modi some awards.

[pm @juniorkhans]

India ki halat

[Md.Asim Jahangir @masimja]

@XekiHlongwane WTF😒

[Clayton Walker @Channel6ixNEWS]

Police in India arrested 11 people who issued over 100k fake university degrees in medicine, & engineering

You're "Premiere talent" is here working as doctors on fraudulent degrees

[Md.Asim Jahangir @masimja]

@neyikaybettik And what change did that bring to practically anything that's happening in the world

[Md.Asim Jahangir @masimja]

@SaketGokhale Is that so,I will vote twice for bjp,new breakthrough