Sam I Am

adopt don’t shop🐾

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

If you think pro-choice is “pro-abortion” then I don’t think you understand.

[UNDFIF1 @JosephWMasini]

@mendotahigh MHS is looking for an assistant tennis coach.

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actually don’t know what I would do without my cats greeting me at the door after work

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@MaddieEnervold screaming, crying, throwing up!!!!!!!! (Me, you AND Parker!!!)

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(btw that’s poison oak in the bush)

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someone wanna tell me what I’m paying an HOA fee for?? 🤔

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Happy Easter from former President Trump

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

The hard truth is that this is a goose’s world & we’re just living in it :/

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@andrewzspencer Andrew Spencer I’m single

[B&S @_B___S]

Branch manager and assistant branch manager

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

@andrewzspencer FACTS

[Patrick Kane @88PKane]

I will forever be proud to be a Blackhawk and call Chicago home. Thank you!

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

Could a man please explain to me the phenomenon of peeing on the toilet seat and just… leaving it?

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just had my first ever life insurance meeting and someone tell me why it feels like I just planned my own funeral…

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

Every damn day

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Sam I Am @masini_sam]

#NewProfilePic

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@haleigh_bz Two pages for me, girly

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@russellzillman Whaaaaaaaa

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everyone’s Spotify Wrapped this year… #SpotifyWrapped