Masked Pervert

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My cock has a nickname. They call it The Great White. #sharkweek

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This woman at work told me that she thought about me while masturbating last night. SCORE!!!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!

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I was hoping for a boy....then I'd only have to worry about 1 cock. But i had a girl. now I gotta worry about all of em. Damn it all!

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A japanese woman was doing a 69 and farted in the guys face...she said oh me so sorry u make front hole so happy back hole blow you kiss!!!!

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This woman at work said to me, "My pussy is really wet. Let's go to the back and fuck." Go figure.

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Jesus Christ: Thou shalt have no false idol befor--- HEY HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN iPHONE 4?!?! #Jesus #iphone4 #iPhone

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Gonna get me some pussy tonight! Lovin' that twat!!!

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If I don't blow a load inside someone very soon it's going to get bad.

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I cock is so hard that I could use it to hang my jacket on.

[Masked Pervert @maskedpervert]

Only have sex with someone you love. Or someone that you can say I love you to without laughing.

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I just farted so hard that it vibrated my nuts and my cock got hard.

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Fucking bullshit having to get up this early. I want to go back to bed.....with Asian twins.

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I sure would like to have my balls sucked on about right now.

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Wow, I stumbled across this today and it is already getting me more twitter followers! http://bit.ly/aN1BwL

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WOO-HOO!!! The Masked Pervert is finally tweeting!!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMaskedPervert