OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣

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[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

VERITAS SUB VELUM 𓆣

[Egungun of lagos @Egungunn]

An exclusive moment with the CEO of Franck Muller, Nick Rudaz.
Thanks to Polo Limited for bringing him from Switzerland to Nigeria to showcase the new Complications Collection.
The highlight? An invitation to Switzerland to witness where these horological masterpieces are created

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@mike_exee Make person send me that na so sticker abeg

[Jonkris Emerie @jonkris2]

She didn’t become a villain. She became Cruella. 🔥”

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@OpeFoodCritic That watch looks nice

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@DonAzag 6 man nor go fit carry this guy body when e die o, e casket self go be special request, see size 😭😭😭

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@elleelvira7m @MenTooSave Very true, he doesn’t owe her his hotel to come back too either nor her flight back home, I believe he should just end the transfer right there.

[MenToo @MenTooSave]

Breaking news: A woman gets taken on a trip by a guy, has her flight paid for, gets treated to a meal at a five-star restaurant, and then, at 12:30 a.m., gets caught sneaking out, leading her to start making the most ridiculous excuses...

Guy: Where are you going? What's going on?
Woman: Sorry, I forgot to mention, but a friend invited me out.
Guy: Forgot to mention? While I was sleeping? How do you forget something like that?
Woman: You were sleeping, so I didn't want to wake you.
Guy: Didn't want to wake me? But I brought you all the way here. Why didn't you say something beforehand?
Woman: Don't take it that way—I wasn't planning to go. Just meeting a friend.
Guy: That doesn't make sense. It's 12:30 in the middle of the night.
Woman: I haven't seen them in years.
Guy: Then why didn't you say anything back when we were eating at the five-star restaurant?
Woman: It was a last-minute thing. They weren't even sure they could make it.
Guy: So once I fall asleep, you get up, get all dressed up, and head out? You weren't dressed like that earlier in the day. And now you're off to hang with a friend? That's weird. I brought you all the way here.
Woman: Why do you have to phrase it like that? Just because you brought me here doesn't mean you can tie me down.
Guy: That's not what I mean. It just feels off somehow.
Woman: Do I really have to explain everything?
Guy: Okay, just one thing—can I see your phone? Which friend is it? Why haven't you mentioned them until now?
Woman: A friend from back home. I told you they were here.
Guy: Then let me see your phone.
Woman: No.
Guy: Why not?
Woman: Privacy.
Guy: If it's just a friend, you can show me. I just want to check. Are they picking you up?
Woman: Yeah.
Guy: Then let me see your phone.
Woman: No way. They're just giving me a ride.
Guy: Do you think I'm an idiot?
Woman: Of course not. Just because you brought me here doesn't mean I have to stick around with you forever.
Guy: It's not even been 24 hours since we got here. You've been sleeping the whole time. And we just had that fancy dinner.

No way, the timing is just too perfect lol
Plus, she wasn't dressed up like that during the day, but changes after the guy falls asleep and heads out.

When he asks to see her phone, she goes, "No, privacy."

If it's just meeting a friend, why hide it so stubbornly?

Sure, just because the guy paid for the trip doesn't give him the right to control her.

That's a given.

But after getting the flight and fancy dinner covered, and not even 24 hours in, if she tries to slip out in the middle of the night without a word, of course he's gonna have questions.

The issue isn't that he paid for stuff.
It's that she seems to be acting purely for her own convenience, with zero consideration or explanation for the other person.

So, what do you think? Is the guy being too suspicious? Or does the woman's behavior feel off to you?

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@Bigoted_Troll @DonAzag National research in 2026 o 😂😂😂😂😂 defend your clown in peace

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@Eddyballer1 If police have to share food for people it’s a sign of extreme poverty, nothing commendable about it. It’s a thing of shame.

[TMZ @TMZ]

JD Vance says he won't watch livestreamed execution of the Fort Hood shooter.

🎥: C-SPAN

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@CrusaderSlimeKT @TMZ For choosing not to watch an execution?

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@I_Am_LeO_9 @Burnouts3s3 I think the passive one will become the evil one

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@diyamosab1 @Chief_Ajiji Whats funding the difference in the price you called discount? 😂 una just use una hand offer una brain as sacrifice

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Neymar just shared unseen footage of him and Lionel Messi dancing after winning the 2015 Champions League 😂😂 Just look at Messi moving like MJ 😭😭🐐

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@FMLarousse @X It’s the problem of taking people’s videos and posting them without tagging who it was taken from. Growing their accounts from another persons work.

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Deep inside you GT

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

I think I’m in love but I’m fighting it seriously because I still want to fuck one more person

[Crime Time Chronicles @crimetimechron]

🚨 BREAKING: Mignos RAPPER Takeoff kil*ers ARRESTED💪

Police ARRESTED Patrick Xavier Clark and Cameron Isaiah Joshua in connection with the 2022 fatal shooting of Migos legend Takeoff💀👀

Clark's murder trial is officially set to begin in Houston on November 9, 2026🔥

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@dizzy10_ @__JAYFCB I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OPTIMUS BALDMAN 𓆣 @maskie_94]

@shesharmoke Ice-cream would mess your PH levels