Maslan 🇵🇸

Aesthetic looking scholarly gentleman

[Maslan 🇵🇸 @Maslan_01]

Oh hey. I did the thing 🤓

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

So he just admits he wants to be like hitler now.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Lynn Boylan 🍷📖🐾 @LNBDublin]

One day, everyone will always have been against this.

[Maslan 🇵🇸 @Maslan_01]

@Lobotomycraving Not me pls

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Israeli citizen Miriam Adelson bought the Dallas Mavericks for $3.5 billion; now she’s buying politicians. She’s spending millions in Kentucky to buy Ed Gallrein, my primary opponent, a Congressional seat in Kentucky. Why? Because I won’t vote to send your tax dollars overseas.

[ُ suhibe 𖣂 @svhibe]

Palestine is the easiest most convenient most black and white struggle to read and dissect today if your brain is not severely washed and rotten by your crippling racism.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[✰Val🇬🇳🪲||🇵🇸 BEYONCÉ outsells @_DIIRTYDIANA]

Me directing the hantavirus cruise ship to tel aviv

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

"Israel wants to live in peace with its neighbours" is the biggest lie of all time.

This is the West Bank.

No Hamas, no war, yet attacked like this daily by "settlers" backed by the IDF.

A savagely violent Jewish supremacy armed by the EU/UK/US

[zu 🪼 @zuserow]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xig]

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

[🔆 @VillainBaller]

I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Iran has told you how to open it:

• Unconditionally withdraw from the Gulf
• Remove your bases from the region
• Apologise for your war crimes
• Guarantee no further aggression
• Pay reparations

In fairness, that’s a very reasonable request

[Maslan 🇵🇸 @Maslan_01]

@Lobotomycraving but you love buying me $500 consoles

[Maslan 🇵🇸 @Maslan_01]

@Lobotomycraving 😭 nyck hates me