Mason Jensen

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Real bored on a flight.

Sipping water is gay... Carrying your little gay ass water bottle around with you just incase you get thirsty..

Gay as fuck bro real men just walk around dehydrated

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

Hang this photo in the Smithsonian.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Just the beginning of a legendary night at the People’s House. 📸🇺🇸

[Mason Jensen @Maso_23]

@blondehotcoffee Only this one @NathanSlusarski

[Fox News @FoxNews]

“Slavery is over. Jim Crow is dead.”

Rep. Wesley Hunt pushes back on what he calls “reinvigorated talk” of Jim Crow, while defending the idea that America is a Christian nation:

"As someone who is a direct descendant of a slave, as someone whose great-great-grandfather was born on a plantation, I can assure you, slavery is over. Jim Crow is dead."

"I am a Black man representing a White-majority district in Texas, the great-great-grandson of a man born on a plantation stands before you today as a proud, conservative Republican from Texas. As a believer and follower in Christ."

[Ben Owen™️ @hrkbenowen]

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired.

@ABC and @Disney are tagged.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The giant spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe, because I want to know two things:

-where did he come from

-where did he go

[trap dad @dude_gang]

sometimes the hog cranks u

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

Well in that case Zero can get the boom juice from the electric chair, too.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

If you’re competent enough to target a woman and murder her, you’re competent enough to stand trial, be found guilty, and receive the death penalty.

[Cameron Thompson @ProducerCam_10K]

Didn’t know it was Retard night at the Twins game today! #MNTwins

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:10

[Kron @Kronykal]

Was this before or after he tried to kill Batman?

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Of all the women on “The View,” Jimmy Kimmel is my favorite!

[cam @1cameronj]

"Don’t turn your back on me. I’m the best coach in the f*cking sport.