Mason Hall

Succeeding at barely succeeding

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Pasta fazool I am a fool

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Yeah if only doctors, nurses, porters, ambulance drivers, care home staff had worked as hard then maybe they’d have been entitled to parties too

[CUCAMARAS @cucamarasband]

Nottingham, last night was special. Thank you for that.

Leeds, you’re up next. Grab tickets here: https://t.co/JiVtWnGZZY

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Lighter than light mayonnaise is literally the worst. Who eats mayonnaise and thinks "Do you know what would make this even better? If it tasted less of mayonnaise". Or less of anything on that matter

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Getting in from the pub, ready to pass out...and finding out you forgot to make your bed after stripping it earlier is one of the most heartbreaking things ever. I could make it....but if I didn't do it sober it's definitely not getting done now

[CUCAMARAS @cucamarasband]

Seen as everyone’s still panic buying, there’s only 20 tickets left for our headline show at @bodeganotts next Friday. They will sell out, so get on one now before it’s too late: https://t.co/9YNRHTdVXk

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

I definitely haven't just presented something to management with a giant inflatable banana from the Otley run in the background 🙃 any job positions going?

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

As much as I love Mumford and Sons, good gym music they are not

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Emperor's New Groove is such an underrated Disney film

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

I love going out, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to seeing my bank account recovering from summer. Poor sod's been on the brink of death for three months now

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

The aches, pains and clicking sounds I already feel at 22 make me nervous about getting older. I'll end up being fully immobile by 30

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Mumford and sons are one of my favourite bands...but even I've gotta admit not the type of music I want on at the gym

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Is love island over yet, so we can stop hearing about it?

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Wish YouTube would sod off with all the adverts. If I wanted 15 minutes of ads I'd watch telly.

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

When people say they can't cook, do they just not follow recipes? Or just don't know to turn something down when it's burning?

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Why is it, injuries always seem to happen just as you are on a role at the gym?

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Weird, but I'm actually glad for some rain for once. Nice break from sweating

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Must say, seeing some of the states of people on social media now clubs have opened is making me very happy. Nature is healing

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

The difference that first sip of coffee makes in a morning.....I definitely have a problem

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

@_Lukifer They are gutted like 😂

[Mason Hall @mason2998]

Whoever is editing the England match. Footage of England fans chanting 'It's coming home' and then cutting to a German girl crying. Cruel editing that ahahaha