mason spencer

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

The State of Our Union

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@Brooklyn40106 Pm sent

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@rockursocks_69 And then that's the worst cuz 1. Your rushing the whole time and 2. They're dissapoitned when ur late. Cant win

[McCoy Ferron 🍻 @rockursocks_69]

Asking a farmer when he’s going to be home is a pointless question. He has no idea until about 20 minutes before he parks the tractor.

[Sarah Salviander @sarahsalviander]

As a Christian, I’ve heard it all from nonbelievers…

“You just believe what your parents told you.”
“You must not know any science.”
“Your faith hasn't been tested.”

Well…

I was raised atheist.
I have a PhD in science.
I’ve lost a child and had cancer.

I’m still a believer.

[max @maxcdesign]

*electric feel by mgmt starts playing*

my serotonin:

[Janelle♡︎ @jendizzle_]

There’s really men out here who would drive 3-5 hours to come and see you meanwhile the guy you like won’t even drive 30 min DO BETTER.

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@patmasterg Guess next time I'll just have to pee on you.... and your dog too🤷

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

I know it hurts sometimes, but youll get over it.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

So it's okay when people confuse "their" and "they're" but when I confuse "1 beer" and "8 beers" everyone freaks out

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@Austin_broome66 Im at home waiting for u pappi.

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@Austin_broome66 Wait. Is that right? Do i get to touch your biscuit now? Is that how u wanted to be talked to

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@Austin_broome66 U sloot.

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@savanah_beske Nvm....i dont have one.... .

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@savanah_beske Is it okay if the trench coat has human blood on it? Not from like a murder or anything...

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

Life is too short not to ask that pretty lady for a dance!

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@s_budde43 Commie country.

[mason spencer @mason_bdspencer]

@Austin_broome66 But like we can still party 24/6 right?