Mason Clement

UK Alum

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[Mason Clement @mason_clement2]

😂😂😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Biden has said:

Since I took office, families are carrying less debt, their average savings are up... more Americans feel financially comfortable.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Of course this account got suspended. You can’t hold people accountable nowadays. Big no no

[LADE BACKK @LadeBackk]

Call Joe on the phone and say “we did it!”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Nobody is dying from covid. CDC just said to treat it like common common cold. People are acting like it’s a death sentence. What are we doing here? Life is short. You don’t get back the days you waste being scared.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenWarren Don’t spend it all at once … oh wait you did already

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenWarren And if you opened your eyes for 2 seconds, you would realize I will pay more taxes than any American in history this year

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

First, they told us there was no inflation.

Next, they said it was transitory.

Then, they said it was here for a while.

Then, they’ll say it is permanent.

Then, they’ll say it is good for us.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

New Twitter CEO seems to be having a busy week.

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

@BKoepka @RyderCupUSA Who’s the handsome guy in the back? Didn’t he win the PGA?
😎

[Mason Clement @mason_clement2]

Thank you for your service @CorinnaKopf

[Jericho (TV Series) @TheReekShow]

Kevin Huerter when he gets back to Atlanta

[Mason Clement @mason_clement2]

@D_WayneIII Tomorrow til infinity 🔥🔥

[OVO Sound @OVOSound]

Artist of the Decade @Drake

[Mason Clement @mason_clement2]

The Warriors front office really drafted the two best 3 point shooters to ever play the game of basketball.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This stat 😳

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

.@AdamSandler is rooting for Will Zalatoris in #TheMasters today 😂

[Mason Clement @mason_clement2]

@D_WayneIII Get well GOAT 😔

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila