Brittany Mason

I like to look at (and create) pretty things. Specializing in graphic and interior design, reality tv, and Animal Crossing.

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

Do you think Meijer will share their coupon algorithm with my loved ones bc wow, that grocery store really understands me and my needs.

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@videoalex Great game! But only two players 🥲 taking Codenames and Scattegories. Easy to learn group games!

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Planning a game night with friends and they made me promise to only bring games with less than 4 pages in the rule book 😅

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

Quiet Quitting is just “healthy work / life balance” rebranded for clickbait but I support the mission so won’t get bogged down with semantics.

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I didn’t know I was on Twitter for eel facts but here we are.

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

My fiancés been out of town for 4 nights and I’ve had pasta for three of them.

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Rice Krispies treats.

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

What’s an example of something that low risk, high reward?

For example, introducing yourself to strangers at an event.

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

Have we considered this hasn’t been done before bc no president has ever tried to stage a coup before? …or nah?

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented search of the personal residence of President Trump. No former President of the United States has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence in American history.

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@melanieara_ I love this show and I have so many theories but less bc of smarts and more bc of too much reality tv consumed and my constant pull between cynicism and joy.

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

Their culture says they’re comfortable.
Their nature knows they’re not.
- M Beck

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

It me

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“I’ve lived in the Midwest my whole life”

*doesn’t know what temperature to use to get rid of fog on the window*

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

And like no shade to mat but like not in on that song but it keeps showing up and I swear to god if it even shows up in my Spotify wrapped, I will riot.

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idk who I need to contact @Spotify but I have never liked nor requested to hear honest man by mat kearney in fact I have actively tried to remove it from the blended playlist I share with my partner and have ended up just “favoriting” it so plz advise.

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Turns out, if you want dudes to notice something, just gotta put it on a hat.

This conclusion is brought to you after 33 years of not wearing a baseball hat and less than a month of owning @benrector Joy hat and the amount of dudes that ask me what he’s about is… shocking.

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@theresabgoodall Thank you! I’ve been waiting for the right projects to use these 😍

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

stopped by a few recent WIPs today ✨👀

[Brittany Mason @masonbm]

@elleiswrite Put an egg on green curry leftovers yesterday and wow

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@MightyMouse141 Just their weekly ration!

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Clearly not grocery shopping in Indiana where I once saw a (full-sized) cart of eight 2-liters of Pepsi + all of the Chex mix the store had to offer.

Not an exaggeration.

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@Chelsea_Fagan Interior designer here and I keep pitching the cambria ivybridge and NO ONE GETS IT so thank u for appreciating the beauty. Can’t wait to see the finish pics!!

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