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Kam Patterson recalls his first experience with a gay teammate

"It was an old joke where I was like, man, when I played basketball, I had a teammate that came out as gay after the season ended."

"'But yeah, man. You know, during the games, dude, I said, when you smack my ass, dude? What kind of situation was that? Was that like a gay thing? Like a basketball thing?' He like, 'No, that was a basketball thing.' I was like, 'But I didn't play. I didn't get in the game.'"

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Kam Patterson explains why he failed at being a thug

"Hold up. You tried to be a thug."

"I tried. I was terrible at it."

"What happened?"

"If you a thug you can't have you can't have no empathy. You can't you can't smile. No smile. No dance or none of that shit. You can't smile, laugh."

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Kam Patterson teases Shannon Sharpe about his IG Live audio leak accident

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Shannon asks Kam Patterson if he could have sex with another woman with his girl watching

"You ever met Nikki Glaser?"

"She say she enjoys her partner having sex with other women. She'd be watching."

"That's great for her. I wish I don't know. I don't know them supposed to get down like that though."

"No, but I'm trying to find one. I can get somebody new like that. We a man business."

"I can't believe she said that. I thought she was joking at first, but she since said it several times."

"Yeah, I'm looking for somebody like that."

"You ain't looking for nobody like that."

"Why not? You wouldn't want that."

"Hell no."

"You wouldn't."

"You a damn lie."

"You could do that."

"You a damn lie."

"Hold on. You could do that."

"What? Have sex with your significant other and you could have sex with somebody else while she watch?"

"Yeah. Is she cool with it? Is she let it happen? Why would I not?"

"This man out his mind. What's wrong with that? Look at me. OG. Look at me. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?"

"I just, man, you like that?"

"It's a girl, right? Yes. It's a lady, right? Yes. What we talking about?"

"Your lady that you walk around with, y'all go out to eat, y'all go to these nice fancy restaurants. My wife, I love her. Oh, your wife, you go on vacation. You in the Maldives, the Ivory Coast, hanging out. And then she going to be sitting right there. She going to be sitting right there while you pile driving somebody else."

"Yeah. I'm look her dead in her soul, too. Look her dead in her soul. Just like this. With a smile."

"This man."

"If she like it for sure. If she with it, I get my letter off. We in business."

"And if you like that and you was a black young lady, holler at your boy. Hey, holler at your boy."

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Kam Patterson says he doesn't like other guys following his girl

"Do you have a problem? You're dating someone. Obviously, they're on social media and then somebody famous follows them."

"I don't like that [expletive]."

"You don't like that? I mean, I don't got no problem with it, but you follow..."

"Don't worry about what I do. That ain't nobody been there. That's me."

"You famous, too. And you following somebody, girl, I guarantee you, fool."

"But you don't want nobody to follow your girl. Leave my girl alone. What she did to you? Leave her alone. Don't talk to her. Leave her alone. What?"

"People just follow people."

"I don't care. Nah, I don't care. I don't just follow people."

"No. Some people like, 'Okay, you into fitness. Yeah. Okay. Somebody has a nice body. Okay. Or somebody in whatever the case may be. Track and field athlete. Okay.' Everybody that follow somebody ain't trying to get down."

"Depending on who it is."

"So you try to get down with everybody. You was trying to get down with everybody."

"No. Some women I follow, I just follow off the..."

"Okay. What if old boy just follow your girl just..."

"I don't believe that. And the situation you talking about, I'm not going to say what it was, but I did that. She went there. I don't believe that [expletive]. Ain't no way in here. That [expletive] would not be following just to follow. That [expletive] was following the [expletive]."

"You tried to crack her?"

"Yeah, for sure."

"Oh my goodness. So what happened next? Did you tell her to block him?"

"Nah. No, I kept it real. You ain't let her know that it bothered you that he was following her?"

"Nah. Of course I did. I got a problem. Said it immediately. I said, 'Oh, hell no. This some bullshit.' And she going to try to tell me with a smile, 'Oh, I don't give a [expletive], I don't give a goddamn who this is.'"

"Come on, man."

"What?"

"So what if somebody else's girl might feel that same way about you? Oh, you following this and that."

"I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you the same thing a [expletive] probably said about me."

"Who cares? Come on, man. You that petty."

"You up there petty, rocks for them. I can't believe you, bro. Therapy."

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Kam Patterson asks Shannon Sharpe if he likes dating "adult entertainers"

"Is it true you used to like to sleep with exotic dancers?"

"What? Like strippers? I love strippers."

"Everybody loves strippers. Who likes strippers?"

"like adult entertainers."

"Like porn stars."

"Oh, Lord have mercy. Adult entertainers."

"Porn stars. Sure."

"You talking about just what you mean?"

"Are you asking me do I like to have sex with professional sex people?"

"Okay. I was going to say adult entertainers"

"Like porn stars. You keep trying to be professional."

"Yes. Why can't we call them porn stars? We can't. They took that too. That's gone too."

"Whatever you want to call them."

"Porn stars. That's what I would like to call them. Yeah, I mean sure. Of course, what you do, you not..."

"What? You going to ask me or do you with adult entertainers?"

"Yeah, adult entertainers. Yeah, let go entertainers. Okay. Do you do?"

"No, you know. Hey, I'm minding my business. Now you take a little sip."

"Yeah. Now he is. Oh man. Well, Kem, you boy, you hella bad."

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Kam Patterson reveals he had to unfollow 80 porn stars after becoming famous

"What's your favorite social media platform? If you can only be on one social media platform, what are you choosing?"

"Probably Instagram. Yeah, probably IG. I don't be on Twitter like that. Before I really blew up, Twitter was only for porn for me, respectfully. What? Twitter was only porn. I had to unfollow all my favorite porn stars when I started popping. I was so sad. That was a really sad day for me. I did not like that day. I started blowing up. I said I got to get—I followed like probably like 80 porn stars. I had a problem."

"You know your dad over there, right?"

"He got a problem too."

"WHY YOU PUT BUSINESS OUT THERE?"

"WHERE THE PROBLEM? Where you think the problem with arise from? Apple don't fall far from the tree. Goddamn. But I had a real issue."

"Boy, did I tell you about telling my business?"

"What? Nah, he like that. He know it."

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Kam Patterson shoots his shot at a grieving Megan Thee Stallion

"Hold on. You tried to shoot your shot at me when she came on this show."

"Yeah, I'm blow that leg."

"WHAT YOU MEAN? I'M SHOOT MY SHOT NOW."

"NO, SHE DON'T. THEY BROKE UP. YOU HEARD?"

"SHE HAD A MAN THEN THOUGH."

"WHAT? It was over. It was done. It was over. THAT'S WHY I SHOT THE SHOT."

"The shot had to be shot. I ain't hear nothing back. But I'm still shooting."

"You try to get a rebound."

"THAT WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. LOOK dead in the camera. Next thing. I love you. Understand that. I love you."

"Okay. What? Huh? What? She's grieving."

"Yeah, she'll be all right. We'll figure it out. I'll get you flowers. What you like? Flowers?"

"Oh, so she can cry on your shoulder, huh?"

"100%. And I don't—do I have all the money he got? But I promise you I love you. What? Why you going to talk? How long?"

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Kam Patterson claims he couldn't control his body during kissing scene

"You got a kissing scene in this. So how do you rehearse for a kissing scene?"

"Oh, it was weird, bro. They got like an intimacy coordinator."

"Yeah. What kind of job is that? How do you get a job like that where you just going to be kissing hoes all day? How you get a job to teach people how to kiss? That was weird."

"Well, you can't open your mouth too wide, right?"

"I mean, they tongue."

"They ain't say none of that. They ain't tell me none of that. They were like, 'Go ahead, hang out. Have a good time.' At one point, you know, the girl, if you could see, she had like a her was fat as damn. She was..."

"You ain't supposed to be observing all that."

"I couldn't miss it. It was hard to miss. So I'm sitting there and it's like she just... I'm trying to hold it politely. You feel me? I got sisters. I got a mama. So I'm trying to hold it with some respect, and they were like, 'No, grab it, like get in there. Get it.'"

"You said you for real?"

"That's what they told me. And I'm sitting there like, this feel like a setup. It feel like y'all setting me up, bro. I don't know. I don't like how this is feeling right now."

"You jump on the phone and call your agent. They say they want me to really grab her butt like that?"

"They was all looking at me like, 'No, go ahead. Like, get in there.' I was like, 'This is the best day of my life.' So, I was acting. I don't know if my dick knew we was acting, but I was acting. I'll tell you that. But I was having a good time. I was acting. Me personally, my brain was acting. My penis, that like, 'What's going on? It's about to go down.'"

"What's happening right now? What's the play, man?"

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Kam Patterson defends his brother's rule against dating white women

"So, what did your older brother tell you about women?"

"Oh, when I was growing up, yeah, he said no white women."

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Kam Patterson calls Tucker Carlson a "f*ck n*gga" to his face

"Is it true you told Tucker Carlson to his face? Your man, my grandma hate you."

"Yeah. And I called him a f*ck n*gga."

"God damn. I thought you get along with everybody."

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Shannon Sharpe on Giannis: "It should have gave you pause for cause when he didn't sign the extension"

"You see the chat, they mad at us. It's always us."

"When Giannis says he could see himself playing for someone other than Milwaukee out of his own mouth, that's what he said. I didn't say that. Joe didn't say that. You didn't say that. The media didn't say that. Giannis said he could see himself playing for someone other than the Bucks."

"It should have gave you pause for cause when he didn't sign the extension. In year five, he didn't mention nothing about playing somewhere else. In year eight, he didn't mention playing somewhere else. In year 10, now all of a sudden he mentions the possibility of playing elsewhere."

"but 98% of the time the sources is the head coach, the general manager, the owner, the player personnel, the scouting department. That's the source. And guess what? And a sprinkling of players in there."

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Channing Crowder: I took my blind father to a strip club before he died

"I'm glad I got time to take him to the strip club. Even though he couldn't see, he could still touch. I'm glad that God put that there for us to have that time together at the end because once he was gone, that's when it hit me."

"He could feel that fish bite and he could set the hook still. He could touch some cake. You know, Randy had a good little end."

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Shannon Sharpe argues Miami Heat trading their 'entire team' for Giannis is a mistake

"Now the question is, do you trust your scouting department? Do you trust your drafting department? Because you got a team that can go play right now with Herro, Jaquez, Ware, and Jovic, considering what you still have there."

"Because it this happens every time, is that you give up all your assets. And when the guy get there, the cover is bare. That's what happened. See, just imagine if the Warriors had to trade for Kevin Durant. Now, you can't keep all those pieces, but because he's a free agent and you didn't have to give up anything."

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Ryan Clark: The L in Salmon is silent and I'm tired of hiding it

"A thing I have a much harder time telling my loved ones and family members about is that the L in salmon is silent."

"And what I hate the most is when they say salmon with the L at the restaurant, I don't like how the server looks at them, because then when they say salmon, the server looks at them like we ain't supposed to be there. You see what I'm saying? And now I feel like you're telling me the price on the food after I already ordered and I can see the price there."

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Shannon Sharpe highlights Giannis Antetokounmpo's rising injury history as a major red flag

"Okay. So he's 31. So he missed 19 games at 27. He missed nine games at 28. He missed 15 games at 29 and he missed 46 games at 30."

"You know, he's going to get hurt because he plays so damn hard. He plays extremely, extremely hard. You're not going to complain about his effort."

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Investigator reveals a woman was found dead with her baby removed

"They found a woman this morning on the side of the road and her baby had been removed from her body."

"And then you show up with the baby, and the information is you've had a hysterectomy. There's no way you could have been pregnant. Even though you've been telling people for a while you've been pregnant, there's no way you could have been pregnant."

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@VegasAbe really?

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Bluff reveals his girlfriend spends $20,000 a month on luxury 'girls trips'

"We've been together for a while, like almost 4 years. So, I'm very open to let her do whatever she wants. At first, when I first started bluffing, like money started coming in, I was like, 'All right, $1,000 a month. Like, I don't want to get too out of hand.' But it's gotten to the point where I want her to enjoy her life and I'm doing all this crazy stuff, buying all these cars and gambling crazy amounts of money, and I don't want to be like, 'Oh, you're only allowed to have $500 a month to do whatever you want.' No, she probably spends anywhere from 10 to 20,000 a month is my assumption."

"On what?"

"She'll travel to go see her family in Texas."

"Girls trip out to Florida."

"Well, when she does a girl trip, I pay for all of them."

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