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[i @masoneight]

https://t.co/2207PaS8Qq

[i @masoneight]

I’ve seen more fans at a JR.A game in Okotoks. Wranglers where is everyone?

[i @masoneight]

Walking past the BMO to go to the wrangler game. Tons of people going into the BMO for the Alberta business Hall of Fame gala tonight.
Didn’t even know that was a thing

[i @masoneight]

@theheidikins I was kind of expecting you to wear a
“Vote 4 Pedro” t shirt but hey! Democracy on any terms is good.

[i @masoneight]

Sat on the floor for years. Was a Christmas gag gift a long time ago. It’s now on my office wall.

[i @masoneight]

@RogerJBaker I used to ride a Ninja. I had no idea you owned a Ducati?!

[i @masoneight]

@RogerJBaker If I see a white Lexus in my Mirror I know I’m about to deal with an entitled asshole.

[i @masoneight]

@RogerJBaker It’s tracking you and your looks. It’s moved the price because you keep looking at it. Air carrier company websites do the same thing. If you look at the same flight more then twice. They know you want it and try to gouge you

[i @masoneight]

Update. I got out!

[i @masoneight]

Well, one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done to myself! I am currently locked in a change room holding the key pass cause the handle is broken.
And the entire team is watching the game and nobody’s checking their phone as I’m sending SOS is on TeamSnap

[i @masoneight]

Never ceases to amaze me what people think they can return and the flimsy phoney bologna reasons they will give.

[Jarek Lewis @jarrylew]

I’m never selling Halloween costumes on Amazon again

It’s the morning after and I’ve already received over 100 return requests

Almost all of them listed the reason as “bought by mistake”

How do you mistakenly buy a $200 costume?

This is ridiculous.

[i @masoneight]

@fakeezzie Beautiful

[i @masoneight]

Brushed my teeth, 🦷 spit. Kinda freaked out!
“What the hell is going on in my mouth? Why is it all red?”
Wait, wait, wait. I just destroyed two full size bags of tropical Skittles, because I had so few, trick or treaters tonight.

The Rainbow got me.

[i @masoneight]

@AlleyDalley @nenshi Ok. There only words. They don’t really hurt.

[i @masoneight]

@AlleyDalley @nenshi A costume joke that went out at noon of Halloween. Yeah terrible timing.

[i @masoneight]

@AlleyDalley @nenshi No, for those of us that live in yyc and watch Twitter get ruined it was a throw back and it was funny. Funny in 2012 funny today.
Self deprecating humour is not poor taste.

[i @masoneight]

@AlleyDalley @nenshi It’s a 15 year old running joke. From back when twitter was fun, about dressing as sexy mayor Nenshi.
The other great running jokes were. “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”
And apologizing for not fixing the good weather machine before he left the city for a conference.

[i @masoneight]

@theheidikins Impressive pumpkins 🎃