MASON

Я не русский

[rodvi @artrodvi]

today i almost told my mom

[aki hightowercel @alphalicent]

saw a tiktok about a group of women who found a drunk dude and took care of him and this was the top comment. it genuinely makes my heart hurt that i and other women can’t experience the world the way men can

[𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓼𝓾 🐈‍⬛ @natsvgin]

y’avait une pub dans mon rêve

[Zay 64 @IsannKeket]

I have actual tears in my eyes, the theater acoustics make this ten times worse

[chaz @chazzedout]

when i was 9 i watched this documentary with my family and my uncle caught me sucking my toe in the middle of it, paused it, and said “what the fuck are you doing” in front of everyone

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[Tri-fecta™️(new page) @thurgood_stubbz]

Went to jail for a few nights and farted and somebody yelled out “sounds like my size” on my first night never committed a crime again

[wikid gyal era. @Rhip_diPunana]

You have to immediately crash out like this sometimes because people think life’s a joke.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Autistic 250 lb 6 foot tall 13 year old boys and their moms

[jeno @jn_445]

just sprayed some perfume before a zoom call

[t @tumikeleps]

Twitter hall of fame

[♱usako♱ @CureDestiny]

THE FUCKING BEAT DROP??!??!?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[monchhichi @realupdawg]

Real text I once sent a girl who was mad at me

[ashley @sansariva]

this is the funniest fucking gif 😭 like what possessed him to do that

[detective barbie @neopetOrgy]

My kink is being told I asked a good question

[haydn 💋🗿 @gayghostin]

yall need to start cruising in the ironing boards and steamers aisle

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring