Mason

“6 or 7 shags a day, easy”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I swear to god. There was a scene in early dvd releases of shrek that were cut in later releases, where farquaad was shown in the dragons stomach with a match during the I’m a Believer scene singing along by himself. I remember seeing him seeing in the stomach

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

Found this in Reddit seems like it might be useful for some people.

[R @MonikerGeller]

Yer Da’s arrived home with a gashed head and a bruised boaby https://t.co/ESl7sHpy2W

[Emily✨ @_emilyoram]

All of these things are already taxed

[Ted Smith 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 @TedUrchin]

This. Bloody this! The bastards.

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

Wages have fallen 0.6% when inflation adjusted. So people have less money in real terms. This headline is propaganda

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

£4.9 billion profits, up 40%, when your nan daren’t leave her immersion heater on. There is something unfathomably wrong with this. But hey, don’t pay attention to these cowboys, look at the boat people instead.

[Levi Ackermann @Emanxamilius_]

This was the best thing I ever owned in my life

[biggy @swfcBW]

goated

[. @Sarge1872]

Probably in yer living room mate

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Them niggas really be in there having a blast 😂😂

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Do you know the UN is worried about YOUR human rights being under threat from YOUR government?

[marc @feelingsplain]

nothing great about britain

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I would just like to remind everyone that the total cost to the taxpayer for the Parliament’s subsidised catering services each year is approx £4 million.

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

War Diary Day 365
Lots of tomatoes in Kyiv
Brexit was a rare Russian victory