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I let my thumbs do the tweeting

[Jizz @masonjizz]

Spotify wrapped but for poops. Think about that one

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Autisms funny until u see the pants at the ankles during a piss

[AB @AB84]

Me and my therapist both agreed

i don’t need a job

I need a blow Job

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They’re so fucked if a zombie apocalypse happens

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Welcoming Thanksgiving on the 405 Freeway in LA

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Phone dying on the toilet sucks

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary @pineapplewat3r you got my birthday bag?

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@pineapplewat3r Is this some sort of Asian joke?

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@pineapplewat3r can show him how to grip balls

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Wow, Joe Burrow can’t grip the ball.

You can see him yell in frustration. He is heading to the locker room.

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Me on Friday morning after sink Thursday with the boys

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

4 MORE YEARS!!!!

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I love how tan all the nba players are at the beginning of the season

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@pineapplewat3r 📸 calling corporate

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Yeah @pineapplewat3r watch out squirt

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Don’t let your Twitter Fingers get you in a fight your ass can’t handle.

[Jizz @masonjizz]

Everyone should get a bye week in life. One week out of the 52-week calendar to just kick back and relax. People deserve a bye.

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@stormymail He sells mRNA chocolate bars too

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@pineapplewat3r Joe Biden

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Report: Taylor Swift and #Chiefs TE Travis Kelce have hung out twice and have been texting this past week, according to @TheMessenger

Kelce reportedly told Taylor "He would love to continue seeing her."

Per the report: "She and Travis have hung out twice, and it's nothing serious. She thinks he is very charming, and they have been texting this last week,."

"He is a little embarrassed at how much attention they are getting, but he has told her he would love to continue seeing her."

https://t.co/3L0pfuAhCE

[Jizz @masonjizz]

This man made me love football

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HALL OF FAMER: Legendary #Chiefs running back Jamaal Charles is a Hall of Famer, says Andy Reid.

Charles is one of the first-year players who will be eligible for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2024, here is his career accolades:

-2x First-team All-Pro
-Second-team All-Pro
-4x Pro Bowler
-#NFL rushing touchdowns leader

His #NFL records include the most receiving touchdowns by a running back, single game: 4

Charles is also the record holder of career yards-per-carry among running backs, minimum 1000 attempts (5.4)😱

@jamaalcharles with A VERY STRONG case for the HOF!

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You know what I hate

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@pineapplewat3r No wipe is crazy

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CU needs to put a monkey in a cowboy hat to ride Ralphie