Mason Ansel

I’m a mother fucker with a heart.

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me clocking into the job I prayed for

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

in the words of ethel cain:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

she should be president

[Mason Ansel @masonmta]

@chernbabychern A great day!

[Celine Gid @celinegidph]

Celine Dion
#Paris2024 #Olympics #Olympic2024

[gill @contactabrother]

saying “Im tipsy rose” right before i black out

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[attorneydad @attorneydad]

New outlook signature just dropped

[Mason Ansel @masonmta]

Why do I remember Shrek coming out but not 9/11?

[Cali @calidaysay]

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

[Chidera ✨ @Dera__C]

Dolly Parton: “I’m begging you… Jolene”
Beyoncé: “I’m warning you… Jolene”
😂😂

#CowboyCarter

[Keaton Delmar Johns @KeatonDJohns]

Beyonce: “Drop the new music.”

Me:

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

mentioning the music lovers kidnapped on october 7th and not the 30k murdered palestinians who also loved music is legitimately insane

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

that’s not a bang that’s a BOOM

[Variety @Variety]

Annie Lennox at the #Grammys: "Artists for ceasefire. Peace in the world."

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours