Mason Tanem

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[liz karnowski @elizabethk1100]

normalize running up the stairs on all fours

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

It’s disgusting that these teens don’t care that there’s a PANDEMIC going on and they’re having a pool party!!

[Wicked Witch of the Westside @_afrodiziak]

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am - hop up out the bed
12:30 pm - turn my swag on
4:00 - take a look in the mirror
6:00 - say wassup

[Mason Tanem @masontanem]

Hey @netflix! Since we’re all on social isolation for the COVD-19, is there any chance you’d be able to bring Friends back for the time being?

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me looking around in class to see if I’m the only one that doesn’t understand it

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on valentine's day

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

“reach for your dreams”

me trying my hardest:

[Mason Tanem @masontanem]

@Izzy_bellee Exactly what my grandma says

[Mason Tanem @masontanem]

How long should I microwave my turkey for?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I sort of want a boyfriend I guess but mostly I want someone to feed me chocolate cake and make sure I have enough sweaters. a grandma. I want a grandma