Yoshi

my opinion is the only opinion

i've been told i have a way with words

basically philsosophy

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

liking taylor swift is like saying the only flavor of ice cream you like is vanilla

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2026 is just people larping shit they don’t even like to cover up that they’re cornballs.

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

doing something (paid or free) without letting gods green earth know (aura farming on ig story) then it’s not worth it at all.

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some people never figure it out and that’s just how society intended it to go.

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Future album is just 22songs 58min of slop. Hang it up and go tend to your 8 children

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

Ken Carson makes music for white kids who hate their moms

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

yall are LARRY LARPERS. get a job, mix in a water, and stop pretending.

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just buy a brita and cook an oven pizza. some of yall disgust me

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watching TikTok’s makes me feel much better about my life. Yall make it too easyyyy #mixinawaterpal

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some of you don’t know how to even turn your oven on and it shows

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at a certain point we can stop calling it a side quest if that’s all your life persists of. we can just call it #idonothingwithmylife and that’s okay, just admit it. #drinkingonacasualwednesday like brother what

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

Will pay arms and legs for beers any day of the week if I’m situated on a granville patio in the sun #kensimgoatstatus

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let’s not forget that fvded in the park is buns guys. let’s be fr #tellingtruthsnobodyelsewill

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my favorite cake is carrot cake. reason being because carrots help eye sight. my family all wear glasses. NOT ME. stupid mf’s. just eat carrot cake.

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

what is the real point of drinking. did we ever think ab this. I swear some mf’s will find any reason to cop an over priced 6 pack. turns out im at someone’s apartment celebrating a holiday from a country on the other side of the world. WHAT ARE WE DOING. give me a water #free

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

i don’t go out for fun, I don’t go out to have fun, I go out to take photos of things to post so it seems like I’m having fun. life of a performative fuck like me

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realized I have free will and can make whatever food I want. whatever type of meal at whatever time. Instead of chefing up some cinema I’m hunched over in my kitchen with no light except the dim lit half open fridge bare gripping chicken thighs with no shirt on #bigback

[Yoshi @masonyoshihara]

dropped my deluxe day before drake. performed well first day. now that DRIZZY dropped I may as well pack it up and delete my Spotify. ain’t nobody listening to my buns whilst ICEMAN runs the summer. #3streams

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finally justified $8.99 for 12 pack diet coke. a real splurge purchase from me. my girlfriend keeps stealing my credit card for 10 bone matcha. #stopcallinmeRBC

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i feel bad for lucki, bro thought he was going album for album with drake (already tough enough for lil guppy lean gut neptune.) turns out he’s going 1v3 with drizzy aubz 6god. nobody touching your album till 2027 my guy