Ryan Fay

Bikes, video games, history, and books.

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@BWade_ Bro, I just signed onto twitter for the first time in 3 years and this is the first tweet in the timeline. Where are you quarantining? Looks amazing. Good to see that you're safe.

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@groovatron2000 Those tiny hands couldn't manage an Arby's sandwich.

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@TheSlowRidePod @CorynRivera Now you have to start pronouncing her name right. Rivera, not Riviera.

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@NotHotTakes They'll need to actually hit the ball to do that. Don't hold your breath.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Rudy Giuliani, everybody

[Amazing Maps @Amazing_Maps]

Every Olympic gold medallist in men's water polo since 2000 was born within the circle

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

#endpodiumbikes ---> RT @ChiCrossCup: Cat 1/2/3 #labaghCX
Teaters, Dutczak, Reyes

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@TheSlowRidePod @littleguymatt Dude on team ride was riding a purple Klein. Hit a small incline, he shifts and the chain drops. It was a 3x.

[Ryan Fay @mass_distortion]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 This is one of your tweets, right?

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

The only way Trump could destroy ISIS is if he owned it.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK

[Neal Rogers 🇺🇦 @nealrogers]

Goddamn bike racers are tough SOBs. Crash, slide under guardrail, heavy bleeding, bike destroyed. Get me a new bike! https://t.co/gVI4ZkD414

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

Name your baby Kyle that way if it gets kidnapped you won't care

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hey @RyanLochte, why not swim on down to Arbys and piss all over our walls too? Everyone else here is.
Enjoy Arbys

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

just as Haiti was getting over the whole wyclef greased up on a ducati pic smh https://t.co/NJk55snf02