Massdriver

We make cloud management software, but this account is mostly for a 💩posts and doomscrolling.

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@JakeSherman @PunchbowlNews The White House council can criminally SMD; I voted for this.

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@Benpagelondon eyesore

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@trashh_dev They die quickly, like red shirts

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@MaxRovensky He looks like my great aunt Estelle about to tell you about a great coupon she saw in the mailer

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@jacobrintamaki Now imagine how many clusters they’d have if they were open seven days a week

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We benchmarked 10 LLMs on writing infrastructure code: 90 OpenTofu modules for AWS, GCP and Azure.

28% failed a mandatory security item. 0 of 30 S3 modules produced working access logs. Top four within 3 points at a 9x cost spread.

Rankings and code: https://t.co/j2dTLmlHfc

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@Acyn The blue tsunami needs to wash this turd out to sea

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@Acyn The buck stops … well it stops just about anywhere but here.

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@trevorlyman Fukeem

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@profoundwhore I plan to do mine on a Paula Deen cookbook.

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@sarahsdb @johncusack It’s on prime and Apple

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@CarlCasis He’s gotta list those crapped magic underwear on Whatnot.

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@ShannonJean Miniature kill-dozers

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@Jacksonsrule Gobble gobble

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@flaneur They’re big on skiing.

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@DailyMail This man is seeing some shit tonight.

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@GOP__Ls He looks like a bunch of bees stung Mike Johnson

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@mehdirhasan @lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents Jeffries has got to go. He’s a performative and ineffectual, which is a terrible combination for leadership

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@FredLambert Homeboy could’ve made an F150 competitor, same price range, same target customer and probably crushed, but decided to make a truck for people that don’t need trucks at a price that people that need a truck can’t afford