Massey

I was on the local news once and my life has never been the same since.

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My top artist was Roy Donk

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落湯雞

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MC HotDog!!

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Roy Donk wasn’t my top artist this year??

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I can finally touch my toes now. This is a big deal for me

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I could outrun a typhoon

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Okay I really need to learn Mandarin now

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If the President can quit his job, so can I

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I don’t know how to tell you this, but a pug is what peak dog performance looks like

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Getting a little too obsessed with Sudokus

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I’m not afraid to say it, I’m a big fan of the Kia Soul

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Will August be the busiest month of my entire life? Stay tuned

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everyone go watch Linda Linda Linda (it’s free on YouTube)

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good news: Jimmy Buffett won’t be my top artist this year

bad news: high chance it’ll be 6ix9ine

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is 39 bpm heart rate while sleeping bad? am i dying?

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why wait for retirement?

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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thank you NVDA 🥲

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Hello Kitty GTR acquired

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why are attractive people allergic to mosquito bites?