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[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

Not really news at this point that the average American earns as much/more than the British

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: “Functionally illiterate” U.S. workers now earn roughly the same per hour as the average British worker. — FT

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

It’s kind of crazy how Perez Hilton was a pretty singular type of gay guy that didn’t exist en masse until Stan Twitter who virulently despited nearly every iconic diva but one except I’m not sure he ever had a queen to worship

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Still have the text Perez sent me of me in a wheelchair w the words KARMA written across + Madonna pointing a gun at me. Day of my accident

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

I’ve been really tapped out of the top charts (don’t care for the Morgan wallen and Noah kahan songs/their clones) but wow outside of Miss O-Rod this is a dire list

[Wes @gardenofgag]

2026 gotta be the worst year for music 💀

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

@benryanwriter I mean a lot of it is nowadays through housing connect applications, it just mainly depends on if it’s a newer unit or pre-1974

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

Jesus and the disciples spotted filming Bible tonight around Nazareth

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island were filming Season 2 tonight around Boston.

💙

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

@Njoork like once a week ish

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

Americans are gonna get somehow even dumber now this rules

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover. https://t.co/JXjElDkd5u

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

I would never praise “risk and novelty” in child-naming, it’s actually one of my favorite things to make fun of lol what are these bozos talking about

[Washington Post Opinions @PostOpinions]

The most progressive parents in the United States are giving their children the most traditional names.

“People with options choose the safest [names] for their own children, while praising risk and novelty for everyone else,” @robkhenderson says.

“In my journey from foster care to Yale, I coined a term for this pattern: luxury beliefs.”

🔗 Read more about what the latest data on baby names says about progressives: https://t.co/qOj85gLtnS

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

HSA-slop is a powerful market these days

[Ritwik Pavan @ritwikpavan]

NEW: Nike and Hyperice just launched recovery slides that heat and massage your feet.

Air Zoom Hyperslide is built for post-workout recovery, combining Nike cushioning with Hyperice heat and vibration in a wearable slide.

-3 vibration levels for targeted foot massage
-3 heat levels up to 117°F
-15-minute recovery cycles
-Full-length Nike Air Zoom sole for cushioned comfort
-Control it from the pod or Hyperice app
-About 1 hour of battery life, depending on settings
-Removable magnetic pod sits inside the adjustable strap

Priced at $249. Launches September 29.

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

PG: Steve Nash
SG: Kobe
SF: Metta world-peace
PF: Paul Gasol
C: Dwight Howard

Yea…that’s the new favorite in the west

[Matt @sixringsofsteeI]

PG: Tyrese Maxey
SG: VJ Edgecombe
SF: Jaylen Brown
PF: LeBron James
C: Joel Embiid

Yea...that's the new favorite in the East

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

i feel like he trained his american accent purely on chris evans as captain america... discovered this in that elizabeth olsen movie with john early and davine joy randolph but its so strong again here...

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pop Base exclusive clip of ‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro.

In theaters August 7th.

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Doing investigative journalism on Sniffies about a potential murder

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

I’m sure lol

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

Drives viewership as the millennial self insert character

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

RHORI has an almost perfect cast except for Ashley

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

@AndrewSolender @axios As opposed to what they’ve been doing?

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

It’s somehow still so underrated just how much Giuliani devastated manhattan’s cultural scene

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

I’m so glad this was turned into a dorm, gym, and Time Out Market for the younger gays at NYU 🫶

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Need an elder gay to tell me what experiencing this was like

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

@HikoukiHikouki9 They hold you down and inject you with ozempic until you have a diet that would make Yolanda hadid proud

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

I get that it’s pride month but @ZohranKMamdani this is a step too far… don’t you guys know that there’s fake tanned teenagers driving in from Jersey to buy fake designer handbags that might see this??????

[coastal effete @masslaychusetts]

@jelvis8 @chickenpaprika Edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros