parker

built different

[Malik Applewhite @MalikApplewhite]

It’s past due. We about to get evicted 😭

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Nobody parties like the Philadelphia Phillies

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

PHILLIES FANS ARE THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD

LOOK AT THIS ENERGY

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD POP

THIS IS RED OCTOBER

I HAVE FULL BODY CHILLS!!!!

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Eagles RBs asking Jalen Hurts if maybe they could score a goal line touchdown one of these days

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

Micah coming to the Eagles confirmed 😦

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

OK, finished binging "Swamp Kings" on 1.5 x speed and man, how disappointing.

Just off the top of my head, things omitted from the doc include:

[TPS @TotalProSports]

“This is the last month without NFL football until March 2024.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Zuckerberg is the worst. Guy has been mma training for years and now wants to be Johnny Badass and really fight Elon whose only exercise is taking Ozempic. And frankly he should fight the Winklevosses if he's gonna fight anybody. I'm 6'5 220 and there are 2 of me.

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Oh look, Aaron Rodgers and Sauce Gardner have a new handshake routine for #Jets practice. 💨 Glad to see the new guy is making friends. 🏈 #nfl #ganggreen #legalizeit

📸 @AndyMills_NJ

[★ steph spam ★ @iWasNeverADuck]

ima sign out 💀

[parker @masta_basting]

@brgridiron As a birds fan delete this

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Rest Of The NFL Are A Bunch Of Idiots, Allow The Philadelphia Eagles To Make Their Pass Rush Even More Unstoppable With Jalen Carter https://t.co/9TMp4S9XpZ

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Get up Get stoned. Hit the gym and get toned.

[parker @masta_basting]

TREA TURNER ONE MORE TIME!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

My Dad:

There’s two brothers facing off in Super Bowl for the first time ever?!?

Me:

Yeaaaaa, They both played ball at Cincinnati in college too.

My Dad:

Boy, Hurts ain’t go to no damn Cincinnati.

😭😭😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

2016 was really 14 years ago.. that shit crazy

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Taylor Heinicke celebrating a regular season win at 5-5 after flopping for a roughing call.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Raiders selecting 1st round picks