Levi Ackerman

Mario: What did you use all of your work expenses on this year? Djole: A lot of Hugo Boss and Diesel

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

my dad has a thigh gap

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Use mine instead it’s worse in almost every way: https://t.co/czSCB9f6kS

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

What REALLY happened end of 2018 Game 1: LeBron, having the hottest jump-shooting night of his playoff life, got Steph switched onto him, had a 17-foot j to win it, down 1, AND PASSED TO GEORGE HILL. JORDAN TAKES AND MAKES THAT SHOT. LEBRON WANTED NO PART OF IT. NO CLUTCH GENE.

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

I just went 71-11, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/S7qwe6oD23 #NBA #82and0

Do I need Jesus to go 82-0

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

@ca_autotrader hey can you please share the program you guys collaborated with to allow blind people to design your new app? It not only looks like shit but it also crashes constantly. Really inspiring stuff!

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Thomas frank out there somewhere celebrating arsenals title that danish twink

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Give every single attacker in this game man of the match

[HF @PSkilibeng]

Talk that shit Darko this ain’t Galatasaray it’s just pussy ass Cleveland

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Spurs Reddit have lost their fucking minds

[𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦✮ @sapphicscreams]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@garrett_TFE Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest, by Henri Rousseau, 1905, @garrett_TFE

[h @htomufc]

Up there with the worst refereeing performance I’ve ever seen, to be honest. Even the challenge before this collision was a foul and the ref let it go.

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Rodney Mullen, simple plan, Megan fox, MW2, blue miss vickies and Ronaldinho all still incredible

[Daniel @thfcxdaniel]

Brudda I would hire Bill Cosby if it kept us in the premier league

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

People will look at this shit and seriously talk about G/A

[MSN @veetunesx]

Mentally, I’m still here

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Pedro Porro

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

starts with P and we all love it

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

This is worse than anything Tatum has ever done LMAO

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

If you think Shai is actually better at ball than Luka your opinion sucks

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Hell yeah

[TMZ @TMZ]

Joe Burrow Parties With Alix Earle, Stassie Karanikolaou & Tate McRae After Oscars https://t.co/dwNzMngA0x

[Levi Ackerman @mastankolac]

Can you make it not look like complete shit next

[Google @Google]

Today @GoogleMaps is getting its biggest upgrade in over a decade. By combining our Gemini models with a deep understanding of the world, Maps now unlocks entirely new possibilities for how you navigate and explore. Here’s what you need to know 🧵

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

all i had to do was not watch gareth bale highlights at age 12 lol