Laura Mastenbrook

cook/ beer lover/wife/enthusiastic eater/racecar fan/lead seed planter & harvester at Goat Toe Ghetto Farm 🔪🍺🏀🤘🏼✈️

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@POTUS hey. Maybe Jacksonville, MS can get couple bottles of water? I realize it’s too much to ask for infrastructure.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@patbev21 I see you Pat Bev. Minnesota thanks you.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@Timberwolves @patbev21 you sonsabitches you DID it!❤️

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

https://t.co/ReAv2qLntA

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

#istandwithkyrie

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@SenGaryPeters,@SenStabenow,@RepHuizenga —we need you to take action and ask @POTUS @JoeBiden to #StopLine3. We must protect our lands and waters and stop construction today.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@senatemajldr Hey Mitch, why do you have poor people so much? Shove your “wishes” up your privileged ass and pass #CASHAct

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@senatemajldr #CASHAct pass it

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@StephenKing My Molly? Flogging.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@senatemajldr Be sure to call my mortgage co. Let em know $600 was all you could come up with for June-Dec.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@BetsyDeVosED Lol.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@senatemajldr pass the #HeroesAct Do your job, people need help!

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@SpeakerPelosi Hey how about a stimulus?! How about Americans? @senatemajldr

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

This make a bitch cry!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Biden/Harris!!!! End Game 😁 🗳✊🏾🙏🏾

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@VictoriasSecret lol. Received Nov 2, 2020. Afraid I missed my deadline.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@Delta Help! What is in the Delta lounge chickpeas? I have to admit I’m a little jealous. my husband kind of talks about them a lot. Help a girl out?

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@SpeakerPelosi While you’re at it approve a fucking stimulus.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@espn @StorrorParkour Some mornings I can’t get down the stairs without turning an ankle.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@realDonaldTrump We have more heat because of thermometers! We have more kittens because of cats! We have more kids because of pregnancy tests! Fucking idiot.

[Laura Mastenbrook @mastenbrooklb]

@realDonaldTrump Well, it’s been 4 years. We’ve been waiting. Any idea when this “greatness” gets delivered?