Brad Masters

"Journalist." Satirist. Sarcastic. Reductio ad absurdum.
Trump's economy has left me unemployed.
Cool shit to buy:

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

Every morning I wake up and ask the Universe, "Is he dead yet?" T-Shirt Available at https://t.co/3ocEdvUgv0

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@bennyjohnson @elonmusk Are you JOKING? He's bringing his child because he's an elitist, entitled, autistic sociopath who uses his children as a buffer and lacks the EQ to know better. Abhorrent. Further: time and place. That child is wildly untended and overwhelmingly brutish. He should be embarrassed.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@MysterySolvents Dictator chic.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@c_caul @teddyschleifer Standard, or permissible? ;)

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@TheRickWilson "Is he dead yet?
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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

It'd have a better ending if he got hit by a car.
"Is he dead yet?"

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Who made this?? 🤣

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

Finally.

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

What would you do in this situation?

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I need a FUCKING JOB before they get more cash.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Pentagon is planning to ask Congress for more than $200 billion in additional funding for Trump's Iran war.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

And you people have the GALL to say anything about derangement on the Left. #smh

[Haters_gonna_hate @princess_kim_k]

Please tell Loomer to stop posting photos of herself.

Thank you.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

I need to buy my dog some dog food. Can anybody help? Send a gift or buy a t-shirt? I need to buy my dog some dog food. Can anybody help? Send a gift or buy a t-shirt?
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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

lol @ the insanity of “We went proactively in a defensive way.” THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Translation: We went in offensively to be offensive before Israel went in offensively because Israel told us to be offensive before they were offensive.
#fml

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: There was absolutely an imminent threat and it was that we knew that if Iran was attacked and we believe that they would be attacked, that they would immediately come after us and we were not going to sit there and absorb a blow

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@sahilkapur lol @ the insanity of “We went proactively in a defensive way.” THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Translation: We went in offensively to be offensive before Israel went in offensively.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

Hot damn! This is going to be a great episode. I love her. xoxo

[Acyn @Acyn]

McGowan: There's three people mentioned most in the Epstein files: Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump. But we're deposing Hillary Clinton?

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

He is so fucking lit. Jesus! C'MON! Any @VanderbiltU sorority girl can handle her drugs better than he can. #ffs

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

Your toddler trying to act cool with a full diaper.

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@28delayslater He is so fucking lit. Jesus! C'MON! Any Vanderbilt sorority girl can handle her drugs better than he can. #ffs

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

Well, this is terrifying. @AnthropicAI caved to roll back safety protocols like, a human must be in the decision chain on live armaments. Yeah, that's not going to end badly. Like-- at all. #fml #armageddon #skynet
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[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

@DougWahl1 He'll make someone a lovely girlfriend in prison. Gay for the stay, honey. xoxo

[Brad Masters @Master6954Brad]

Well, fuck....
#fml

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, JD Vance just admitted that he and Donald Trump are “taking the social safety net.” Every American needs to know how the Trump Administration is destroying Social Security, Medicare and more.