Johni is a Jedi

Bout it.

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@cantsmokehere I heard a story about a Cake show where the lead singer gave away a tree, and the guy that won it had to stand there with the tree the whole show. I think about that occassionally

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@washghost1 There has never been an 8:00 am kids bday party

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@IrritableBowel2 As a fellow introvert, I feel this.

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@PardonMyTake

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@BigUmpErn You should live in Senatobia, because it’s your favorite of the cities listed.

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@ATLsupremacist @GAFollowers 17 murders and 9 rapes in 6 years on public transit. Totally normal stuff.

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@youbunchofmarks @LonelyTalegater You obviously have never heard her Yodel

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@youbunchofmarks @LonelyTalegater Didn’t expect to login and have to defend Jewel tonight, but lets fuckin go mate

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@LonelyTalegater Whoa dude

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@coldhealing What is a first date where youre a fake gf?

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@LloydLegalist “These meetings are usually shit.”

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@CoolBreezePt2 @TMZ Looking at the amount of available tickets for tomorrow night in St. Augustine, they might not be doing another ampitheater tour anytime soon.

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@BostonTea84

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@bruce_filak @Bob634619 BM Filak just placed an order for half a million brake pads?!
BM FILAK JUST PLACED AN ORDER FOR HALF A MILLION BRAKE PADS!!!

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@shawzsav The irs letter: “URGENT you owe us $, pay or else”
Me: “ok I sent it, did you get it yet?”
Irs: “I haven’t even checked honestly”
Me: “ok could you send some sort of confirmation when you get it?”
Irs: “nah”

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@RaminNasibov Doom or Duke Nukem. They were very similar so I lump them together but Doom was the OG.

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@Darkm3w86 @CatherineCalvo7 @spann I want to disagree but its hard to get a good look at its tail…

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@CatherineCalvo7 @spann Whoa

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@hoboannhilator @mannequinpxssy @marytylerpoor Certainly an interesting hill to die on, but we all choose our battles.

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@hoboannhilator @marytylerpoor This isn’t doxxing, and if you’re familiar with the term, I’m not sure how you would think this is.