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[bilbo @master_bagins]

It’s so crazy how road laws don’t apply to you while on a lime scooter

[bilbo @master_bagins]

Walking around with my hot ass girlfriend and my toes out on a Thursday night #roomba

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[bilbo @master_bagins]

@veloketh This is the one

[bilbo @master_bagins]

Just saw a Harry Potter play in the theater Lauren boebert jerked a guy off in

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

There’s no way democrats would be that based.

[bilbo @master_bagins]

@YasuhiroKitao Royal rat of radagon

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

By firing Scott Pelley, editor-in-chief of CBS News Bari Weiss has single-handedly destroyed the most brilliant investigative newsmagazine in network history, 60 Minutes. Weiss exemplifies everything MAGA is about: ego, incompetence, and blithering idiocy.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Patriots fans after Mike Vrabel sacrificed his marriage to bring AJ Brown to New England

[Covie @covie_93]

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Donald Trump has been fined $200 after he was months late to report buying and selling millions in stocks, per WaPo.

[bilbo @master_bagins]

@farzam_plays “Rockstar level immersive action”

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[bilbo @master_bagins]

Why can’t I ever meet DJs who r actually good lol