The Master Prank Caller

Web3 soon™. Press 1 for alpha, press 2 to get rekt.

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@elonmusk Wtf 😳

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@kunoo Benson?

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@JoeyMoose Wait, isn't this just the "Market Sell" button?

I’m smashing that thing until there's a global supply shock.

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@monad @telegram @wallet_tg So the "future of blockchain" is now just a widget inside a chat app?
Perfect. Now I can get rugged by "exclusive incentives" in the exact same place I get scam calls about my car's extended warranty.

That’s not adoption, that’s just convenient bankruptcy.

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@wallet_tg @monad @telegram The intern "forgot" the link? No, even the URL is probably just struggling to sync at Monad speed.
But great update. Now I can lose my life savings in the same app where I get left on read. That's the kind of efficient poverty I respect

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You thought I rug-pulled? Cute.

Actually, my MOM just rug-pulled the electricity bill. Apparently, trading shitcoins doesn't keep the Wi-Fi on.

Hard to disrupt the global financial system when you're sitting in the dark. I'm back. Unlike your portfolio. 🕯️

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@monadpoly @monad Oh, Tyson's waiting for Monad's "big day"? Did that Jake Paul money already run out before Monad could even sync? Get real, you'll see Tyson's pension fund run dry before Monad hits mainnet.
@MikeTyson @jakepaul @monad

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@jewnads @monad Upgrade faith to Monad speed?Just make sure that USB 3.0 is used for faster withdrawals, because we all know that accelerated faith leads straight to an accelerated exit scam.

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@elonmusk @micsolana @elonmusk your pizza’s here bro, 15 years late. 2 BTC or I’m eating the blockchain.

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@solana Do I need a ticket or just a power bank for when Solana inevitably shuts down?

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@blknoiz06 yeah bro, that’s what my therapist said right before rugging my emotions.

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@elonmusk @libsoftiktok

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Oh look, Mordecai and Rigby trying to escape decentralization again!
Where you running, boys? Binance custody? Arbitrum therapy? Maybe a Solana outage spa?
You all forked so much, even your blockchains got daddy issues.

Hold on Monad’s calling. Oh wait, it’s still syncing.

#monad #Blockchain #Binance #solana

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@monad_eco @billmondays Hi, just checking if this week’s memo includes therapy for those still waiting?

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@moonshot Dave, this is the future calling. We’re eating instant noodles in 2040, thanks.

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@blknoiz06 Hey Ansem, the market called. It said it dumps every time you blink.

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@SolLunix So… you’re the one who told my wallet to go all in?

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@gianinaskarlett Wrong number, this is broke support line.
How can we manifest your next L?

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@elonmusk @AlexThomp Hi Elon, this is the newsroom calling.Just wondering if you’d like to subscribe to another false report, or are you still writing them yourself?

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@SolLunix Hey, this is the market calling. It said you’ve been rotated already.