Dennis

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

A plane crash can save an entire country.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Your stars aligned.

You took out a bank loan and bought yourself a nice car.

The car was imported, and you had already started paying insurance premiums.

Then you cleared the taxes — about KSh 400,000 more than you had budgeted for. A lot of money, but you rearranged things and paid it anyway.

Finally, you were handed the keys to your new car.

Except you can't actually drive it because @ntsa_kenya doesn't have number plates. At least not KDY plates.

So, a month after the vehicle arrived in Nairobi, you still can't use it — despite paying insurance premiums, on top of the Ubers and matatus you were trying to avoid by buying a car in the first place.

Government inefficiency is now costing you over KSh 100,000 per month.

Go figure.

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

Today's sunset was glorious!

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

They probably throw away your Visa application at Monaco embassy if your attached proof of income is from a salary.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

One hospital bill can wipe out 3 years of your savings.

Don't sacrifice your diet.

Don't sacrifice your sleep.

Don't hustle without taking care of your health.

Health is wealth.

[Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪 @luckyaudreyy]

Traffic will be so bad in Nairobi for the next 8 months waah. Sorry to everyone involved.

[Mugambi Nandi @MugambiNandi]

8 months? Are they using Stone Age methods to build roads?

[B @ngwata_]

Foreground looks like a war-torn city.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now warns that if you don’t file your tax return by June 30, it will file for you using its own data.

If the figures are wrong, you will have to explain and correct them.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

There is money in this world. Insane money. Your mates are making ridiculous money out there because of information, access, and network. Pressure yourself, you are not doing enough.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Ukiweka full tank it's all fun and games until gauge isome half. From there mafuta nkama huwa inamwagika tu, na next thing uko E

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Yaani you can be filthy rich, but still be someone's pocket change.. Huko Monaco, filthy rich wanaenda na yachts alafu wanaambiwa the best parking* spots are for richer people than them.. Eish

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Fetty Waf 🪼 @Wafunya]

The World Cup is about to expose just how a shithole of a country the USA is.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

No money- Nairobi

[Wambui @_fwambui]

You always tweet like a whore.

[Eric @amerix]

Then in 2016, Estama company imported 100 containers and called them mobile clinics.

Painted them so well.

The company bought each at KSH 1.2 Million and sold to the Ministry of Health at KSH 10 million each, making a profit of Ksh 9 million per container.

The crooks were paid KSH 1 billion from the government and dumped the containers in Mombasa and Nairobi, and vanished.

Nobody has been convicted.

The heist just died silently.

We have gone through a lot.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I already told you, David Maraga is the biggest threat against Kasongo. The earlier you start seeing that, the better.

For those who keep asking me who to vote for in 2027, the ticket is right there. David Maraga and Sifuna as the DP.

[le sociologue grincheux @OhHowByronic]

Spot on.

[Eric @amerix]

We have really gone through a lot as a nation.