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Just your average everyday idiot

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[kore @sapphiczelink]

everyone’s talking abt the well/shadow temple being changed but i also need THIS moment to feel just as harsh as it does in the original (if not even worse)

[Master DJ @Master_DJ__]

@Click_sW33p @GiveMeBanHammer This is the funniest part of this whole situation 😂

[Master DJ @Master_DJ__]

@HungryEatEat69 @SymmbolZ_ @ClugiMaximum @DenTekUser @ChibiReviews Bro people are DEDICATED when it comes to time stamping things even remotely sexual on YouTube. It's been that way for over a decade 😂

[Jedi @dhe3g]

While everybody was focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[♡乡atuu @atuhru]

acredito fortemente que essa seja a melhor criação da humanidade

[DMPerkins @Balancement]

⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they simply aren’t doing their jobs.

[Mighty @MightyGazelle1]

I need Majoras Mask to get a remake so I can see the Milk Bar in glorious modern visuals.

It also has my favorite quote in all of Zelda, spoken by the bartender on Day 3;

"...As you can see, all of our customers have taken refuge. It may be my undoing, but I'm the sort of fellow who'll stay at his business through thick and thin. And I continue standing here at the counter hoping one of my favorite customers will appear...And I wasn't wrong. See? You stopped in." - Mr. Barten

[it´s your boy spider jerusalem @theoldplayer0]

nintendo be like: vamos a retirar la sangre de ganondorf y la haremos verde para no herir sensibilidades ni que llegue a ser para mayores de edad

mientras tanto la sala de torturas del templo de las sombras

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[annie ⋆｡°✩ @_anniekit__]

lembram de quando fizeram genderbend no link

[TVG @TheVirginiaGen1]

Grounds for removal as a sitting Congressman...

[woop @woop54]

Playing the first like 3 hours of ocarina of time on NSO and yeah man of course it’s hailed as one of the greatest ever it’s so magical

[AzXTG @x_azier]

Witnessing the evolution from happy teenager to broody Final Fantasy protagonist.

[Ghost Shinka @ghostshinka]

o unico jeito de um remake de majoras mask fazer jus o original é se ele so tiver 1 ano de desenvolvimento num crunch aonde os devs nao podem ver suas familias

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

The Zelda Ocarina remake announcement