man, this isnt jim

longing to feel the mysteries and amazement of life

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

He was a manic depressive. Which was impressive

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Dawg I’m gonna kill myself

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Uhh kill me!

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Doggy, what if I was

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

@kiapita1776 @clumbanddumsy @ZMadon @jk_rowling Little doggy that’s Michael c hall

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Fuckin kiss from a rose

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Joke, I’m going to kill myself crazy style. It’ll be sick. Like car crash with a rubegoldberg machine shooting me in the head so I’m for sure dead

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 RUMOR — AOC is dating Adam Friedland.

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Punching. Punching a wall consistently

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Do I resemble Russel Crowe??

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

@clumbanddumsy Talking more about when I was single

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

What kinda bitches is necro fuckin that I couldn’t?

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Gods gotta smite me soon

[Anfernee Suell Cosplay @CosplaySuell]

Honestly glad that it came out as well as it did

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

sex is like smoking and porn is like vaping

[୨ৎ𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓼𝔂✧˖°.♡ @Rihtardi]

Coke need to make a comeback weed got yall fat and retarded

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

New trend: sitting on my porch with a blindfold smoking and drinking while listening to nin

[man, this isnt jim @master_prop]

Please dear god stop inviting me to your comedy shows

[Dan Star Wars Centralized @SCentralized]

"Luke... Palpatine told me... that the only reason he built this battle station... and fleet... is to stop the Yuuzhan Vong invasion..."

"Father, what is a Yuuzhan Vong?"

"[pained wheezing] the Yuuzhan Vong are the scariest guys I've ever seen in my life"