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[derik @masterbaIls]

it’s hot out im putting on a skimpy lil outfit

[derik @masterbaIls]

hate when i chip my nails when i open my beers 🥲

[derik @masterbaIls]

its baby t and lil shorts all summer for me just sayinggggg

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@untamedlight youre fucking kidding

[derik @masterbaIls]

if the moon was in waning gibbous the day you were born hmu in tryna see something

[derik @masterbaIls]

simply dying for a quiet life in a small cottage in the middle of no where among fields of flowers and duck ponds

[derik @masterbaIls]

the medication that’s supposed to help fix my vision makes pop taste like soap
:( id almost rather be blind

[derik @masterbaIls]

@sizzlingfajita felt this to my core

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@kekkannotsumi how much for the one your ass was on 🥵

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my coffee pot broke :( this is it.. this is the end

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dumb ppl be asking why i delete them umm hello i dont like you anymore why would we be friends on socials

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craving beer and cigarettes lol

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@untamedlight this cant be real!! LMAOO

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the cutie from coffee beanery that just came to my work.. um hiiiiiiii!

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@untamedlight one and done byeeee

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pls dont look at me or acknowledge me thank you

[derik @masterbaIls]

got asked for my snap in public earlier. i said no lmaoo

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jw would everyone pitch in and get me my nipples pierced for my bday 🥺🥺

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not my employee bitching she never gets to do anything fun yet just got back from a week long vacation. girl please shut up i’m BEGGING

[derik @masterbaIls]

@LilVaultDweller i never give senior discounts 🤷🏻‍♂️ and if they ask i just stare blankly at them lmaooo