Chris Lumpkin

Conservative Christian husband, father, small business owner (Yes I DID build that!) political activist

[Cool Story Babe @CoolSBshow]

https://t.co/Mg2BSfoaae #podcast #christian #weirdnews #FlagDay #OrlandoStrong

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@MichaelBerrySho What an inspiring story! I'm gonna sell my foundry and start a plastic surgery practice!

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@MichaelBerrySho Carnesha needs a life coach.

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@jetx86 @janevonmises @MichaelBerrySho So true. The concept of Survival of the Fittest has almost been completely negated in modern America.

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@jetx86 @MichaelBerrySho Tyler claimed he was from College Station simply to lead us all to believe he's an Aggie. It ain't necessarily so.

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@janevonmises @MichaelBerrySho Maybe they have a generous ESOP PLAN. 75% of wages paid in "free product."

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@janevonmises @MichaelBerrySho Or maybe Tyler IS a worker at a weed farm.

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@MichaelBerrySho Tyler from College Station needs to get back to work at the French fry station. He's holding up my order.

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@MichaelBerrySho Biden's looking more and more like Dick Clark. Maybe the same surgeon.

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I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna watch Andy Griffith reruns. Lemme know when Mike Lee is up. #SOTU

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Obama's "Lies Per Minute" rate in this speech has got to be setting a record. #SOTU

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@MichaelBerrySho Eggs scrambled in bacon grease makes it just a little easier to get out of bed at 5AM. #itswhatsforbreakfast

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@EstabanEstevez You are killin' it man. The music that defined my teens and twenties. Thanks for the memories.

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@MichaelBerrySho Mary Ann got no description 'cause she was hotter than Ginger. No description necessary. #fact

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@MichaelBerrySho There are very few garments what can match up to good old Duckhead bib overhauls for comfort and practicality.

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@MichaelBerrySho There IS a difference in coveralls and bib overalls, or as Jerry Clower called 'em, "bib overhauls".

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@Radiomattrick Just how much farther do we have to bend over backwards to accommodate the delusions of mentally ill people?!

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@MichaelBerrySho As small biz owner, I don't like vendors asking what their competitor is quoting. Gimme yer best price up front.

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@MichaelBerrySho Lots of us have suffered grievous loss. We didn't go lay down and cry. I call BS --->Terrance.

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@ShadyStockman @StockmanSenate There are lots of other Cornyn primary opponents. Stockman is the only one Cornyn fears. Go Steve!