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banter merchant

[creech @mastercreature2]

I just watched a latino gentleman crip walk to tim mcgraw at the saloon #culture

[creech @mastercreature2]

@PendleFox_ @MLFootball he’s a professional athlete and you are likely uncomfortable to be around

[creech @mastercreature2]

dababy is a terrorist

[creech @mastercreature2]

12 years ago Santa Barbara’s news anchor, @JohnPalminteri, pushed my 11 year old sister into the bushes at the #sbfilmfestival to get closer to Bradley Cooper. Hated him ever since. Try a different outfit than a suit #bozo

[creech @mastercreature2]

you should see the way i distribute instagram reels. it’s clinical

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

bro last night was a minor setback

[creech @mastercreature2]

I’m a level five goblin
!!!

[creech @mastercreature2]

im a fan of my mom

[creech @mastercreature2]

where can a mid-sized white boy find danimals these days?

[creech @mastercreature2]

I’m a machine that turns beer into crippling anxiety in under 12 hours

[creech @mastercreature2]

at the pub reading this

[creech @mastercreature2]

@bazonhere my beerussy

[creech @mastercreature2]

I am coors light

[creech @mastercreature2]

@bazonhere I’m listening

[creech @mastercreature2]

if u immediately stand up when a plane lands i think horrible things of you and hate your entire family

[creech @mastercreature2]

as a matter of fact, yes

[pris @pwiscila]

You like that Modelo, white boy?

[creech @mastercreature2]

so many cars i gotta buy a driveway

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[creech @mastercreature2]

i talked to the beerman too much this weekend and i think he’s upset w me 😔

[creech @mastercreature2]

deeply concerning bar