Daughter- Dad! I have a joke.
Me- Awesome.
Daughter- What is Chewbacca’s girlfriend’s name?
Me-Chewbacca was married. His wife was Malla. They had a son named Lumpawaroo. He didn’t have a girlfriend.
Daughter- ChewBECKY!
Me- Ah, a non canonical joke.
Daughter-(walks out of room)
@AlexandriaSweet Well, I opened a brewery and pretty much on that day stopped having 5 seconds free for fun stuff. 😢 I like to say, it is simultaneously every dream I’ve ever had realized, and a waking daily nightmare from which there is no escape…How about you?!
@Parkeology And visit the park exits. I would juggle, riff off the crowds, and would encourage people to “Follow Me to Pleasure Island.” The whole experience ran for about 3 months until Entertainment argued that “The Funmeister” should fall under their umbrella. So, he quietly disappeared.
@Parkeology I not only know, but I was lucky enough to have “performed” as The Funneister. During my second College Program (96’) I was part of PI’s crew. One of my jobs was to dress in an outfit I can only describe as a cross between the Mad Hatter and a zoom suit and take the PI van….
@wdwbusdriver Hypothetically…transferred my late father’s ashes to a Disney merch bag, which I then hid in my pant leg, so I could scatter his ashes in the World Showcase Lagoon. Nothing but most dignified of transport vessels for my Dad.
NEW BEER ALERT! NSB ESB is the perfect mix of England and the ol’ US of A. Kinda like Duck Van Dyke’s accent in Mary Poppins. Stop by the taproom and pick up a crowler to go.