Master Gracey

“Participation trophies for Jedi, there are not.”-Lego Yoda

[Master Gracey @mastergracey]

Daughter- Dad! I have a joke.
Me- Awesome.
Daughter- What is Chewbacca’s girlfriend’s name?
Me-Chewbacca was married. His wife was Malla. They had a son named Lumpawaroo. He didn’t have a girlfriend.
Daughter- ChewBECKY!
Me- Ah, a non canonical joke.
Daughter-(walks out of room)

[Master Gracey @mastergracey]

@AlexandriaSweet Current tap- OSB Cherry, Cherry, Why You Buggin’

[Master Gracey @mastergracey]

@AlexandriaSweet We always have a guest tap of cider!

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@AlexandriaSweet Well, I opened a brewery and pretty much on that day stopped having 5 seconds free for fun stuff. 😢 I like to say, it is simultaneously every dream I’ve ever had realized, and a waking daily nightmare from which there is no escape…How about you?!

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@gwcrump Wanna meet hot moms in your area?

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@Parkeology original Pleasure Island Cast Member Shirt, 5 foot Tall Stuffed Figment, Broccoli

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@Parkeology And visit the park exits. I would juggle, riff off the crowds, and would encourage people to “Follow Me to Pleasure Island.” The whole experience ran for about 3 months until Entertainment argued that “The Funmeister” should fall under their umbrella. So, he quietly disappeared.

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@Parkeology I not only know, but I was lucky enough to have “performed” as The Funneister. During my second College Program (96’) I was part of PI’s crew. One of my jobs was to dress in an outfit I can only describe as a cross between the Mad Hatter and a zoom suit and take the PI van….

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@gwcrump I’ve been thinking about treating myself but at the same time I know the moment I get it I will lose 36 hours due to binge playing

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@gwcrump Whhhooooooooooooopahhhhhhhhh! Rangggggggggggg?

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@Jiffy_Jimmy @MasterGraceyJr @kbrewFL Don’t drag me into whatever is going on here. Note the Jr.

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@gwcrump Ironic though, knowing nods immediately following a death scene…cinematic gold

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@wdwbusdriver Hypothetically…transferred my late father’s ashes to a Disney merch bag, which I then hid in my pant leg, so I could scatter his ashes in the World Showcase Lagoon. Nothing but most dignified of transport vessels for my Dad.

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@sincerelyivy

[Drunken History @DrunkenHistory]

Today is Small Brewery Sunday - support your local craft brewery by stopping in, having a pint (or three) and filling a to go bottle.

[Master Gracey @mastergracey]

@MedleyCentre Say that to my face

[Nine Spot Brewing @NineSpotBrewing]

NEW BEER ALERT! NSB ESB is the perfect mix of England and the ol’ US of A. Kinda like Duck Van Dyke’s accent in Mary Poppins. Stop by the taproom and pick up a crowler to go.

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@steveolivas I’m getting strong Ash from “Evil Dead” vibes

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@geomorgs4 Dual family trip?