Master Harry

I lost my parents when I was a baby, all that is left is the mark on my forehead.

[Master Harry @masterharry]

teaching kitten stalking technique http://ow.ly/i/4uSJ

[Master Harry @masterharry]

http://twitpic.com/2tz3bd - there's nothing wrong with me LET'S GO HOME PLS

[Master Harry @masterharry]

need a haircut. My kind are not breeded for this climate! lucky we have hardwood floor.

[Master Harry @masterharry]

in a cuddly mood

[Master Harry @masterharry]

am a boneless kitten

[Master Harry @masterharry]

hate being locked in bedroom all day, but still better than the 'toilet incident'

[Master Harry @masterharry]

I hope for his own good that @chrisada doesn't forget to pick up my nom this evening

[Master Harry @masterharry]

That kibble was well seasoned but slightly overcooked

[Master Harry @masterharry]

mom's tummy is huge! I wonder how many kittens are in there. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY ONE AND ITS A HUUMAN?!?

[Master Harry @masterharry]

I'm a kibblivore.

[Master Harry @masterharry]

need to fix my human. Kibble doesn't come out when I brush its legs with my tail this morning.

[Master Harry @masterharry]

Why do people always try to wake me up? http://ow.ly/1Qca7

[Master Harry @masterharry]

http://twitpic.com/1ok3b1 - life is hard

[Master Harry @masterharry]

Weapon of Couch Destruction http://cheezburger.com/View/3454756352

[Master Harry @masterharry]

I don't know if that's a bowl half full or half empty, but it sure ain't gonna fill half my tummy

[Master Harry @masterharry]

bang head with chelsea and lost short term memory. no recollection of dinner.

[Master Harry @masterharry]

I want what you're eating

[Master Harry @masterharry]

http://twitpic.com/1ibsaj - It's not new zealand and I'm not a SHEEP!

[Master Harry @masterharry]

exactly my plan for the little red dot. With that new power I will rule the world! http://xkcd.com/729/

[Master Harry @masterharry]

likes the pink wubba wubba.. prrrrr..