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If you don't chew big red then Fuck You.

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@cmgiraffe11 @greenshirt89 #concernedcalie we found shirt. #dumbassshirt.

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We lost shirt.

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"Heavy-heavy-heavy on my grizzle"

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I'm almost amazed by how many types of hipsters there really are.

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"Good night guys, don't be raped! " - Jenna

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@sockascott I got your back too #210SW4lyfe

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@chasejohnsonlu I got yo back buddy #brosdontletbroshavenightmares

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"18 to party, 21 to pop bottles "

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@ChaseJohnsonlu how do you have time for other "hood rat shit"? As you call it.

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@Chasejohnsonlu right now, right now??

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I think I'm predisposed to being attracted to the crazy eyes

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"She's like a dream wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings "

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@greenshirt89 totes not homie. The dream stays the same. The forest did not win this round.

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4 days trekking through shitty forests has really changed my perspective on some things

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The moment when your job requires you to bring a machete to work.

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Rolling Rock the Block

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My dog sure knows how to look pitiful when she wants extra treats

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@ChaseJohnsonLU when did you manage to find actual history on the history channel?

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Televised sports are just socially acceptable reasons for adults to get drunk on work nights #justlikecollege

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New advice : "handle it like a baller "