𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡

🪴 Ouid scientist / molecular sorceress / digital heroine 🎮

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

When she slides into your LinkedIn DMs

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

My cats’ ancestors didn’t prepare them for kpop in surround sound

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

[doomer @uncledoomer]

walking through an airport sober: every one of these people is a thoughtless automaton, there is no value in their continued existence. i will crash out on anyone who crosses me

walking through the same airport after pounding double whiskeys at pf changs: wow ! 😳 airplane ! 😍

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

Pro tip, you’re never unemployed, you’re on a research sabbatical

[Billy Club @BillyFuckinClub]

Sorry about all the mean shit I said when I was right

[halsey @halsey]

truth is, I’m not suited for it.

[Gonzo 𓅃 @adgodev]

Omg the meme is (kinda) real

[JP @jpbrammer]

I am joining the conflict between the golf courses and the javelinas. on the side of the javaelinas

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

Can y’all donate to NPR so they can stop doing member drives & get to the good topics faster, I know we all stay listening lol

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[Micah 🌿🍉 @nicejewishbutch]

They/them not in a nonbinary way but in a way that honors my body’s microbiome and the thousands of species of bacteria, archaea, fungi, protists, and viruses that inhabit me

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

@K1ng_SargonII @UberFacts the FED’s making sure it’s more so emotional than economic

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

Sending my homophobic brother a gay holiday card cause no one can stop me

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

Can we have a Twitter wrapped day

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐡 @masterjudith]

Upon Elon musk’s acquisition of this bird app all I gotta say is I can’t stand his fuckin fans