yummyegg

pissin’ out the excellence since ‘98 baby

[yummyegg @masterluvin]

If any of my tweets get under 5 likes I'm deleting them @nipplescam

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dog(hot)

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dog

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everything would be so much more fun if i wasnt paranoid about brainrot due to drugs and alcohol

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I hate not being a drug addict sm sometimes, like I’m took half the amount of benzos i did yesterday, which is good and responsible but im at the function going “🫥🫥🫥” rn

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Lock in!!!
IVE SEEN ALL THE POSSIBILITIES
well maybe not all of them
But so many

LOCK IN!

[yummyegg @masterluvin]

goin’ on a lil’ hike! A hike and a bite!

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Girl: Why are you so cute?😍
Reply: Tax fraud

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this is a garbage app for garbage people

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Hot dog

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LET ME FREE

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It is taking everything in my willpower not to compress the shit out of this track so theres less automating to do

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hot dog

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Too busy to crash out
Too eepy to- idk where im going with this, plz ignore this tweet

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Im eepy, can someone finish work for me fr, i have to volume automate 9 tracks and I still have 2 left to do before I can eep fr

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If you could vape in animal crossing, that would be so sick

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Isnt scoliosis about the curvature of the earth?

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Can confirm in the year of our lord 2026. It does not.

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If you shit your pants in your own home, does it still count?

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This account needs to be way funnier than it has been the past couple months. This is a matter of life or death.

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I have no idea what meant by this

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If any of my tweets get under 5 likes im deleting them, that much hasnt changed since 2015 or whatever the fuck year it was i made that pinned tweet

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It was 2017. How very apropos.

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Its witching hour and that can only mean 2 things. Total and utter existential crash out, or feeling like having mild psychosis is REALLY FUXKING COOL. Im happy to say its the second of the two tonight… but the night is still young… never too late for a crash out.