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Random guy with random thoughts. Bit of a gamer, but too broke to play anything new.

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So smooth. #mousepad

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@hearts4berry @emzberry Ah, yes. Canadian: The Cannibal Sin.

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@VTuberFeetFan @vexmlk Name checks out

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Adult #ADHD burnout feels like having a broken down vehicle. The engine may run great, but the transmission is shot.

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@nocontextmemes Doesn't matter. Those teeth are gonna yellow either way.

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@vickyroman_idol If that had been a clear umbrella, the joke would've been 5x funnier.

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@ppslayer_vt Hi. Do you like reading? I have great recommendation.

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@chibidoki @MomokayukiVT I'm glad I read the entire thread. I was about to get sassy myself and tweet them back, asking if their original reply was autogenerated, or if a human had personally typed it out, or perhaps even read it. Glad to know @TeamYoutube can still be reasoned with on the rare occasion.

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@cK_JetX @demenishki That's @filianIsLost

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@LumoriaVT A furry Jellyfish. One thought does not compute. The other scares me.

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@Vinod_r108 @InternetH0F For those who may wish to do something similar, but avoid accusations of "assault" because they "didn't consent to be touched", say this:
"You are in a dangerous area. I will now rescue you by moving you to a more secure place before you get hurt by a vehicle or person."

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@Viaprika No

[Felix @RFelixFinch]

After 3 years of unfucking myself, I GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL and Tuition is FULLY COVERED by Scholarship!

Bad News: Now I have to pick up and move 1000 miles across the country in order to actually ATTEND Law School.

Feel free to give or just share https://t.co/wHzGdHSLVZ

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@charles270 What's he gonna do? Leave him in the car? You'd be crying 'animal abuse' in that case instead.

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@OnigiriEn_ I didn't actually hear the answer. Did you have time for ME?

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@Skulls_VT @ItsMeHeiri Oh, that was the 3, wasn't it? AI had the two. I was a menace with that keyboard. Wore the rubber off thar phone.

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@RonIsAVtuberNow @ItsMeHeiri Calling that 'Old School' wounds me, but it might be to you, so you're fine.

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@SereanaMikazuki Car. Extended. Warranty

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@Kijaie I read that first line as "Jaw of Wisdom, Tooth of Truth". 😂

I'm going back to bed. 🥱

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@Kijaie Let's be lonely together

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@espa_jay @GlobeEyeNews "According to the logs of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale, the defendant is cooked"